clocking out 🙃

i think i am going to have a nervous breakdown :)

clocking in

it’s gonna be a late night in the mines chat

if you split it into several IDRlabs quizzes with screenshot-able results, you could convince half of twitter to take it

it is insulting and shameful for someone in my position to express displeasure

i feel like a combination of these two rn

is this anything

heidegger

i feel sick and miserable

i really dislike the person i am now

erm @soap.kawaii.social

chat if you're looking for a way to cleanse your social media notifications, just post a gif that is 290,000 pixels tall

this video sucks ass

check out how cool this looks tho

heart in minecraft font is a little too fruity i think

words cannot describe how uncomfortable the conversation i had today was

to all you dress-obsessed freaks, does an XXXL sweatshirt count? that’s pretty close right

your dick vs mine

new bsky release broke my css waaaa

i'm gonna kill the ui designer at youtube that clearly has worryingly terrible eyesight

i'm sorry for breaking soundcloud everybody

i love cosmonaut man they’re so stupid 😭

i like that this can be read ambiguously as either: 1. yt-dlp will work soon due to my efforts 2. yt-dlp doesn’t work yet because i did such a terrible job (2 is correct)

chat i think i wanna fuck a middle aged mom

blawg ain’t no way my customer is paying $200/hour for me to sit here and look pretty

ngl it’s kinda cool being the smartest and prettiest girl in the room

just heard a straight woman refer to her husband as “my partner”, thank you for your service queen

crying in the hallway youtu.be/wiZE9hCAZ_w

this is honestly really hard to listen to. i was so much more full of life. the last few seconds of me being excited about my name is cute

i’m wearing comfy clothes tomorrow just try and stop me

so far it is astoundingly mid

bossa nova is so good man

hey get down from there

alright i’m back home after my 3 least favorite tasks in the world, back to my regularly scheduled reactionary posting now

i am filled with disgust and hate

once again dismayed that this country only produces clothes for fat people

maybe i’m being a statistard but i do not like the methodology of this study. “manual transcription of the main (vocal) melodies into MIDI format from the top 5 songs of each year from 1950 to 2022, according to the Billboard year-end singles charts”

anarchist praxis

And I saw your body covered in roses And I started screaming, nobody noticed The locket you gave me, thread intertwined Tearing taut at the seams when it started unwinding I fell out the trunk of your dad's four-wheel drive And we laughed it off when we called it a night Through the laurels and

i do not like peter gordon on adorno

i crave novelty and comfort and safety and risk and peace and excitement and warmth

"i'm wasting my life being a cop, endlessly chasing something unfalsifiable" have you considered not wasting your life like that then

she looks like this actually

*consumes an inordinate amount of caffeine* “hey why is my circadian rhythm completely fucked?”