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i changed in the bathroom this weekend at annie’s


i should probably go back to taking vitamin d
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“have a good one homie” what did my coworker mean by this

in a meowd mood
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i quit the carnival it moved next door i thought i'd had enough but i want more so now i'm sneakin' out at night i paint my face and shine my shoes go where i'm not supposed to
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i don’t feel like getting groceries today so i won’t

woohoo my logins work


bruh fix your underpayments workqueue what is wrong with you 😭

i’d rather you lie than leave
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i’m not gonna learn sign language
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lol my clinical ts are silly little guys



watch this, i will now predict the future

under no pretense of non-narcissism



saying i love you and meaning it

recognition, recall, and not a shred of ingenuity

shocking low little socialization will do me in
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if you have to start your teams message with "good evening", thats an indication you should wait until tomorrow
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being alone is a lovely thing



i don’t like when n0 calls patreon people customers or feels obligation because of the money
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everyone’s a jordan peterson philosopher when pressed with a hard question
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interop ain’t too hard u just do scoped oauth

guys with a salary the size of venezuela’s GDP: we fixed a blemish on this powerpoint

i hate state registries

i’ve spilled so much water over the past few days

i think i really dislike mych*rt c*ntral
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pop1, pop2, and the midwest quadruplets

@kasey.cafe has 29 collections in their repo ^-^

kasey stop pogging at my boobs


“raise your jew”
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the crowd cheered for ai monorail solarpunk slop from the libbed out high school motivational speaker and that’s pretty much all you need to know about my workplace culture


klw klw klw my beloved
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the hairlines on some of these guys are crazyyy

meanwhile forest fire ,,,(−_−;)
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they’re porting your ass to C# in the quotes bro


i will stop attempting to be comprehensive
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be gentle with me, i have a habit of following you around
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