everyone keeps pestering me and asking if i’ve eaten, tho i spose there’s nothing else interesting going on so i can’t blame them

one of the main reasons i’m bad at small talk is that i am incapable of speaking about the contingent with those i don’t trust

10 trillion unforced errors

dinner with 7 middle aged coworkers is so doomed i wanna go home

i look so stupid in a button-up

we land in arkansas and the first restaurant we go in is playing gospel music this is gonna be one hell of a trip

about the spend the next 3 hours sitting by The Most Southern Man and my feed looks like this

texas is really hot dude

my laptop battery only lasted an hour into my (first) flight poor guy could not handle 4x speed 1080p

yay my thumb spewed a bunch of puss and blood and now it feels better

remember to thank the salarymen in your life

i had never used the pronoun labeler before today but i’m starting to see why yall like it so much

i was turning youtube pink years before these schmucks got the idea

everyone recommend me media to download for my flight pls

important things happening on the bluesky smp

critical bug in EditProfileDialog.tsx, samuel pls fix

chat you don’t know this but kasey has lately been on a kick of doing this action irl… but she actually bonks herself and it’s too hard 🥺

curious…

excuse me they did what

does it say alice has an invalid handle for y’all too?

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i don’t talk about anything interesting any more and that’s because i don’t think about anything interesting any more

oh oh chat i got out of driving a rental car for my trip next week

kasey appreciation post

i had a nightmare that i was riding a bicycle (with kasey in the passenger seat) but the pedals didn’t work, and then i got mauled by a homeless man and fell off

clocking out 🙃

i think i am going to have a nervous breakdown :)

clocking in

it’s gonna be a late night in the mines chat

if you split it into several IDRlabs quizzes with screenshot-able results, you could convince half of twitter to take it

it is insulting and shameful for someone in my position to express displeasure

i feel like a combination of these two rn

is this anything

heidegger

i feel sick and miserable

i really dislike the person i am now

erm @soap.kawaii.social

chat if you're looking for a way to cleanse your social media notifications, just post a gif that is 290,000 pixels tall

this video sucks ass

check out how cool this looks tho

heart in minecraft font is a little too fruity i think

words cannot describe how uncomfortable the conversation i had today was

to all you dress-obsessed freaks, does an XXXL sweatshirt count? that’s pretty close right

your dick vs mine