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this was easy and kinda cute to make remember to take care of your /(❤️|<3)\s*@(\S+)\s*(❤️|<3)/


wait i lied last time
jack frost from rise of the guardians

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i’ve been more of a boy lately and i like it when im alone but despise it when it comes to interacting with others
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1 more: i miss raizel

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is there an off switch for prog-brained gfs


every so often i am reminded that i am no nietzschean
The sick are the greatest danger for the healthy; it is not from the strongest that harm comes to the strong, but from the weakest. They who are from the outset botched, oppressed, broken, those are they, the weakest are they, who most undermine the life beneath the feet of man, who instill the most dangerous venom and skepticism into our trust in life, in man, in ourselves. Where does one not encounter that veiled glance which burdens one with a profound sadness, that inward-turned glance of the born failure which betrays how such a man speaks to himself-that glance which is a sigh!
Genealogy of Morals (spliced a bit), Nietzsche
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i’ve never really felt protective of my likeness or identity. i don’t own anything, or if i do own something it’s in the same way i own a torrented file; everyone that comes into contact with me also owns one. go ahead, manipulate your copy of me however you’d like (as if you needed my permission).

all-too familiar life

in case you needed an indication of how unreasonable our expected time dedication is, behold my coworker’s standard working hours:

telling on urself bro
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i’ve been in a hyperpop mood lately and i love when they go “fuck your friends they’re all faggots”
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management made them move their car :( and they got it car washed in the process


i tried to post this last week

it would be a horrendous idea but it would be fun to be more openly flirty with [redacted coworker]

why is the position_used check in the for loop get it out of there
https://github.com/linuxmint/cinnamon/blob/master/files/usr/share/cinnamon/cinnamon-settings/modules/cs_panel.py
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me too 😐 i got too engaged in my task

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also btw i hate how i talk now

i’ve lately been intentionally a little more casual at work
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hey quick question is there a configuration option anywhere to make Excel act like a Normal Fucking Program instead the incestuous abomination it is
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i think i have bad facial expressions

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how the FUCK does hashmap lookup work
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i pretty much believe in social contagion theory but i don’t really think much hinges on it
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every day when i get to work i have a ritual to turn my phone volume down all the way before i get in the elevator, lest i accidentally press play and my phone starts blasting things like: “yea i’m a pedophile, i love my girlfriend but she’s in the first grade”

goood morning bluesky ☀️ happy wednesday! i hope you pop off and lock in today 💙
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getting your politics based off vibes is not actually liberating, it just means you’re unconsciously endorsing a whole bunch of things you don’t understand
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all my friends are oldfags man...
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you never realize how much porn is on your timeline until you’re scrolling in a staff meeting

users past 1mil have no idea how to use atproto api and it shows (it’s me i’m users)


rip adorno you would’ve loved scenecore revival

this was a surprisingly important book for me
Understanding Anorexia Nervosa in Males by Tom Wooldridge
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i sure hope no one changes this css
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i need you to know that in my heart i believe i am superior to all of you (and its rather pathetic)


it is funny that the first thing my old friend told me was “so i hear you’ve been real depressed lately”
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i get back to my apartment and the first thing i think is “i want to go home”

what a waste