my twitter page (a thread)

chat is this real

having both philosophy autism and philosophy adhd is terrible when you aren’t unemployed

he gets me

i say, posting something completely inapplicable

look i’m just a sucker for drum fills you can get me to assent to anything

three years into employment and i’m finally kinda figuring out how credits work

if i wrap my head around general ledger you have permission to shoot me in the head

i almost typo’d it as “gender ledger” and that’d be so flames

OH MY GOD

i have the greatest PHI ever that i’m not allowed to share

when it came time to throw bricks through that starbucks window you left me all alone

woke 🤣 it’s called WHITELIST for a reason

allowlist <3

sound ON

ain’t it true

one of these days i’m gonna type “faggot” in a jira ticket on accident

which is impressive considering we don’t use jira

jersey club was invented by a furry victim of hypno therapy

you ever bop miku jersey club? tap in bro

developers do not exist, features just fall out of the sky

today i will learn more that i ever wanted to know about DNBI

i often like headphones but i don’t enjoy wearing these ones all day

rainy early mornings in autumn are so lovely

guitars are a pretty instrument

the marimba usage is tasteful and tranquil

i like when my senses weave together

the upside of sensory sensitivity is that sometimes things are beautiful

i should probably feel more strongly about it coming to an end but i’m just grateful it happened

dark grass is so cool i love nighttime and in all black

hands are shaped so silly

kase kase kaseyyy kat i love my ex mittens syooo munch

wanna test that

sorry i didnt click my pfp like em taught me, there, you happy

it looks identical lmfao but i assure you it changed

friendship ended with atproto openalex is my new best friend

repo as microservice

lexicon resolution is kind of like this

watch this i’m about to go roly poly mode

did you know that ollie is the only person who got me something for my birthday this year, and probably the only person i would have received anything fondly from

the perks of giving out your address on the internet