this post is dedicated to my favorite poster

wish i looked more gaunt

T-T

i don’t even know how to succinctly describe the clusterfuck of nested meetings about meetings i’ve somehow been tasked with in skeet-length format

my finger slipped while typing an exclamation point so my teams message accidentally looked super fruity Yep!~

andrew tate voice: why are you, as a man, using a character that looks like sperm? what, you wanna swallow some? you wanna kiss me passionately with my children in your mouth? i would hate that, faggot

we’ve already entered the next low-quality willow posting arc

today’s vibe

also this

caught another one 🥳

poaster metamour…

just the sufferers for meow

new pinned

synchronous kasey tapes are nice

i like recording my conversations so i can listen back to them

you’d like the concept i think

lmfao i just saw this, no one is gonna believe me but that take was not responding to anything or anyone in specific

you’ll hear in the convo i just sent you, i pulled it up for her irl

for-julie.wav is my goat

y’all would understand my gender a lot better if you remembered my name was chosen as an unenthusiastic replacement because kasey thought the old one was ugly bsky.app/profile/did:...

this one is actually pretty straightforward if you're in the know. numbani is an overwatch map and capture point A is surrounded by high ground. if the attacking team does not take high ground in some way to dislodge the defending team, they are typically at a significant disadvantage

my pathing sucks bro i went low ground on numbani A

hehe it is sometimes but it’s also like hella nbd, i love all my ppl and i would feel much more isolated if everyone has afraid or intimidated away from engaging with me

i just screamed “THANK YOU!! THANK YOU! OH MY GOD” in my car, it’s cool finally having 3 bloomfs that have read something

pvp is worthless because everyone ignores the syllabus

this sounds ungodly pretentious but i don’t know how else to say that we literally aren’t having the same conversation

you get it

i fucking hate the proletariat

if you ever need to shoot me or an imposter, kill the one you agree with

fwiw i’m not even trying to be cute or clever when im like this, everyone just has really backwards values imo

i’m gonna make out with you hamburglar style

if you have a tech job in the US and you complain about the price of any of your consumptive habits i think you’re basically an idiot

if my moots argue, get ready for the retreat to my real take that removes everything between “if you” and “complain”. but like cmon especially that group

people interpreting this pair of skeets as exclusively targeting high salary to expense ratios are ngmi

the chicago route of this drive is so much worse but twiki is lovely midwest roadtrip company

i was about to make a similar thread to this one

my girlfriends are retarded

MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE

i’ll swing by to fill up didi’s tank and we’ll fit in a quickie

strangest prostitution racket i’ve ever been apart of, i have to say