blegh it’s bright and i’m low energy again

“closing as this hasn’t come up in the past four years” is crazy

same chick on the customer too lmfao

you still know how to make me exhale honey cinny

my heart sinks and my eyes swell while an out of tune piano plays along

bittersweet ^^

cops everywhere waow

incredible

one strap backpack is my vibe

that’s only because my bad dragon order hasn’t arrived, then i can put two in

i’m so funny man

you're all poised and i'm made of poison !!!

kitty kitty kitty

don’t fucking SLEEP on this shit

fwiw is such a fun acronym

life hack for name-angst queers: work with english language learners and have them spontaneously riff on your given name

i have so many open issues i wanna do hot girl shit instead of my next 3 hours of meetings

well by hgs i don’t mean hgs, i mean solving little problems in the wires

wiwwow dis brokie (๑ ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾ here’s fix \(oヮo)/

we popped off chat

i pulled up to this meeting totally blind and i nailed it with all the ops homies

ops ain’t my opps 🗣️

reminiscence is for the moribund

taking all my power not to re enable alice

bio break

pp

for u non gamers this is “please pause” not 🍆

freakin HCPCS bro,,

ok so how does retroadjudication work again

i think i’ll just have to test this circumstance, it’s wacky

operating tenet: always leave off on a grounded note

you’ve let yourself float away too often, you’re allowed to jump but be sure to hold onto something this time

safe bet: “you” means “me”

it’s easier to externalize and nurture the little guy

uhohslater for an uhohslacker 😏

the demos are so good man

(this is what he’s normally like for reference [keeping in the notif because i think it’s funny])

average willow lockscreen

i didn’t even laugh like i’m literally kasey gremlinmode trolling in ur dms how is this interpreted positively

i literally love the atrioc jerome powell press conference reviews

*video buffers* “your third mandate should be a working tech stack”

“the economy… it’s moving along” “i’ve never seen him so depressed, this what you say when you’re suicidal”

“i’ve never seen him so down on the economy” chatter: “he’s quiet quitting”

“when unemployment starts rising it always always always always spikes up, it never stays flat… why is the chat saying 1967? like sure it kind of stayed steady for a moment but then it spiked right aft- oh i’m so stupid you’re just saying 67 cuz you’re twitch chatters”

“the cuban missile crisis was not poggers” type shit

everyone has oversights, that's okay