2.5k on tha backlog

internal post: “this is medium so im not going to reply same-day. here is the answer i’ll post a couple days from now” so based

i’m extremely skeptical of high income people invoking high expenses because it’s very likely they’re lifestyle creeped out the ass and have an insane standard for what their baseline is

not that the individual person matters much, just an annoying deflection

they’re calling me the most useless internal worker in the wide world

i stg my analysts are retarded

“i don’t know what to build. the only build task was to follow the steps described in the hyperlink. no i didn’t click the link, why?”

alternatively, they’re stalling so they don’t have to do work, in which case fair play chief (this is not the case, they are retarded)

i keep trying to put my phone in a back pocket that doesn’t exist

it’s so much aura it slides in so smooth

kasey when you get home we gotta have a chat about why we started calling BDC records “follow-up records” like are we stupid

i know this is a PB skissue but motherfucker we already have a follow-up record with decades of precedence!! FOL bro…

don’t send me a high priority email for a planned pack reminder! idc hoe

just saw the first ever nova note thumbs up

waysideeee 🫨

i should have washed my hair last night

haven’t you heard? abstract truths are far more grand, far more shallow!

sentimental is a bad color on me

it’s okay to cry though

___ said ___ about me and i think that’s right

that one weird madlib that is always truthy

cinny said i lost my spiked shell and i think that’s right

i got repeatedly humbled by life circumstances, choices i made, the people around me

maybe i should start listening to music on the worktop at work

last game then bed

kasey is right sometimes

you can't wring more meaning out of boring objects, even if you've changed and your relation to the objects is altered

indifference to indifference

to bloomf box or not to bloomf box...

it would fundamentally change the character of this account and i dont really feel like switching up this posting style so

the rules stay in place i think just to keep me safe, subtweets welcome tho

lol the tempo of my speech is so staggered

force is overkill, a light nudge will do

sweetie i don't think that makes it better 😭

i’m gonna be living on vegan nuggies and cliff bars for the next few days

you know how it is when the wife outta town 🚬

real

ily kasey

willow-tan~

bruh youtube just swapped to italian auto-dubs mid playback wtf

it’s me i’m they

wplace takes 10 hours to fill up

i got that 10% iceland return tho

having a job is so much easier when you don’t have 4 girlfriends 😭

everyone is a christian and it’s boring