yay i found it :)

ratio

CFO just shook my hand and said “ohhh you’re guy with that picture thing”

yea this was less of my real opinion (among other reasons, it’s obviously untenable, that’s not how learning works) and more of a self-deprecating description of my revealed behavior

it’s just scary becoming less dumb, and it always feels like i should just be doing my homework and lurking more before bothering others, but it’s not clear when that is supposed to end (hence “[tbd]”)

i sometimes ask qs and every instance is seared into my brain and felt terrible in the moment, but like it was helpful and i would have struggled myself so it’s cool, im still just really averse to it

corporate interactions are all of the bureaucracy of informed consent with none of the payoff

i like in desperate fear of behaving like this (again) learning should be a solitary activity until [tbd] to avoid the humiliation of everyone involved

sending emails with a bunch of links knowing that no one will click any of them, like i could put whatever i want there

yes these are the pressing problems of my life don’t you feel bad for me

eepy lil enbies when they say “i’m not tiredddd >.<“ then conk out for 11 hours and miss their meeting

jk my phone died so my alarm didn’t go off but i woke up anyway B)

chat i’m gonna fuck a 4’11” southern chick with face piercings

(our waitress recognized us from last year)

she was like “i specifically remember *you*” and grinned all cutie at me 😵‍💫

if the tarball too big, split into smaller chunks also an insanely stupid solution bc it has to run multiple times even if it did work as intended

just discovered some genuinely terrible bash that gets used in production

get the total count of all files (subdirs excluded) in a directory. half that count. loop over everything in the directory (incl. subdirs???) and increment i. do shit on the item, but break when i *equals* the half count (if half is not an integer, we never break)

stick to m blawg ur ngmi

internal extension broke with mv2 EOL oh noez ૮(╥﹏╥)ა

idk how to mockingly fernpost

@dreary.dev has 92 collections in their repo ^-^

perceptive

virgin housing policy wonk vs chad “the boomers will die and it’ll sort itself out”

futur btfo

the world is way less complicated than i think it is

i keep forgetting

getting clocked by my limp wrist handshake

sorry fellas i’m not your kind

for all its faults, at least my job doesn’t usually make me work in a cubicle farm

only on special occasions ^_^

i will as soon as i can escape the judgmental eyes of my 3 middle-aged coworkers

bro my rental is a massive ford f150 and i can’t stop thinking about this post

feeling the temptation

so pissed i get no results for “vermin of the street”

i still have yet to master packing my bags to optimize for changing clothes when i arrive

girl who only uses garbage collected languages has no idea how to manage a stack, how predictable

it’s funny coming back here after a year and recognizing things, i don’t feel any more competent at my job but i do feel more comfortable traveling

not sure what my goal is but the denominator has a large exponent

here we go again

i need to know who is being persuaded by the jira advertisement in the airport terminal

i was gonna leave out “airport” but the non-disambiguated alternative implication was too horrid to conjure

the bad side of mundane

i wanna go home

it’s so hot

when he hits he hits i feel u