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it’s worse tho, you know i like being a responsible archivist, even if it’s just for me at the end of the day. it enhances the enjoyment of my past posts if i have some contextual clues. at this point i’ll frequently document in my diary what some of my posts mean so it doesn’t have to be public

oh fwiw this wasn’t about who you’re thinking of (i have many “she”s at this point srry)

it’s really fun to post things i know will be complete flops, either due to obscurity or disinterest
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just a secret reference for a cutie, don’t fret

okay so maybe the parasocial motherfucker relapsed, what’re you gonna do about huh

mhm absolute vc goblin, she is incapable of letting the convo drop

i don’t get it either fwiw, discord servers break ppls brains i think

- bunny - brainrot zoomer - super cute habit of yapping about your current project everywhere you go (and i’m not in any position to evaluate, but you go band for band with the brightest around) - somewhat reserved/shy/apprehensive, although making really exciting social strides
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i have lots more i wanna say but maybe i’ll save that for dms ;)


hehe this is awesome

so fucking flames (and i love your smile)
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god your body is pristine, i’d kill for a chance to rough it up a little

i’m embarrassed bc it’s not enough to be flustered over
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uh lmao to be extremely clear i meant my message, not the image. bc, yknow, 😵‍💫 that’s more than enough to get flustered over

if you keep posting pics like this i wont be able to stop myself from doing the rest



i dont have the confidence to send the next thing i typed




blegh i feel sick, sorry

im shocked you don't know, its an internet history classic

oh ahshsjwkksskd danii, the alternative is realistic too tho i now realize


she just spontaneously recited the entirety of nerd vs geek epic rap battle unprompted pls help me

aw dw about it, reply in any way you like + take as long as u need + ily lots


i'm more ambivalent about it because of course i am

this post is kinda complicated for me bc its riffing on this line from a blog post where i mean a lot of different things at once. the more direct answer short answer is being pretty and taking e
https://dreary.dev/blog/i-bought-a-toothbrush/

I'm scared of mirrors because I like how they look.

not so scared of mirrors anymore


i didn’t want it to be true T-T

imo late game a lil weaker, still worth comprehensiveness tho especially since it’s short

this is it for now :^) pretty good coverage on ppl i need to coordinate with
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fun fact paris has been there for like a year lmao


willow: this estrogen ain’t shit *two months later*

so many things like this. from our docs: “why do we have three databases? data is extracted nightly and transformed from its hierarchical array structure into a relational SQL table structure. this data is further transformed in a second extraction to a database more suitable for reporting.”
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“these databases were developed about a decade apart according to the standards most prevalent in the industry at the time” AKA SQL1 is dog shit

y’all would kill yourselves if you saw my company’s library functions

mine used to be so tidy before getting a job and now it’s such a mess

yes but cumbersome, especially when i’m away from home