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i am going to make a PR to restrict nemo’s api access

i don’t know if i’m ready but you’re acting so petty she said what’s the problem i said there’s too fucking many i don’t know if i regret it i wish i could forget it but if i said i love you then you know i fucking meant it
https://soundcloud.com/polearm/regret
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i told a doctor i was not sexually active today
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applications welcome

“tell me when ur close” 🥺


beat ya to it

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oh yea and it’s certainly too late for this but to clarify, that post was from months ago about a completely unrelated subject. i included it to show my position had not changed, and that i don’t exempt myself from even the most extreme application of this principle, under certain conditions.
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not rly around 34:46 they talked about verification and how they might do something beyond domains

various states of disarray and incompetence, would defi require some tweaking but you might be able to make something of it

the lip service while they pretend like lasagna is a sandwich is a bit 🫠

john you sly dog, posting about vore so shamelessly (,,>﹏<,,)


poll.blue/post / @poll.blue it'll ask for an app password, which is kinda in the process of being deprecated in favor of oAuth. but you can still get to it through bsky.app/settings/app...

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at least i can rest easy knowing the community will get the product they deserve

tbh i get it, if i was one of 25 contract workers and our third party vendor sent eight whole cases to review, i'd Ctrl+A ban too. #worklifebalance
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still processing but here's the vod youtu.be/yRCZIIuOzeo

me: *sucking on kasey’s water bottle in the sabrina carpenter pose* kasey: “there’s no water in there dipshit”


ngl after seeing what the actual userbase is like, i think it’s basically a worthless endeavor to continue being invested in bsky. i have very little hope left for this project’s success. even if they are successful on their own terms, i think that would be the worst possible outcome.
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they have no backbone and are not nearly opinionated enough to do anything besides endlessly appease their users. i used to roll my eyes when people would describe this place as a twitter clone, because it has the potential to be so much more. i was wrong.
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i desperately want atproto to work. if it does, it will be from an independent community of intelligent people fighting tooth and nail to use it in ways antithetical to bluesky.

my eyes are wobbly and i should probably be more concerned about that

some of my slightly older coworkers interact with me like a camp counselor trying to be cool

exhausted and caffeinated is not a fun combo



sorry kavya i will no longer like any of your posts, can’t risk it

i think she’s 22 and the guy is 18
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oh hm i realize it’s ambiguous, sorry if i called you terminally boring 😭


lol really, it’s nbd. i wouldn’t get torn up about it
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i officially cast my vote that you should reply to him

it’s not evil just terminally boring

dog over two cans connected by a string

acoustic dog over ip when

we need a goeo_guesser. not sure what it would do yet, but the name is too good not to make


been a lot of those lately, apparently


i am obviously against the misguided attacks they are experiencing, because they are misinformed. i said as much. i’m just not abstractly against making them aware. i am explicitly not justifying any abuse. i hope you and hailey are doing okay