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i knew you’d get it but like fr that was a great year, i grew a lot as a person

if this sounds bad, just know that yea it was, but i think they’ve all broken up with L** now. also im innocent, i got groomed bc they bought me Risk of Rain 2

i used to be friends with a polycule that was more or less openly MAP-ey, but since they were all trans girls a bunch of them were named lily. real lily was a brilliant programmer that acted like a retarded puppy for her master, and lily14 was, well, 14.

pedogang lily (not lily14) was really cool, i hope she’s doing alright
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also xubi but she’s kinda in a league of her own
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horror movie watch party with TTS discord bot girl in the cage was comff
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2RatsKissing was insane in a scary and fun way

i’m kinda really stupid

erm jules i liked the “you’re welcome” pronouns post but the label didn’t get applied :(


not wrong tho i just enjoy the potential to physically dominate those around me, if need be. of course i wouldn’t ever do it, but the implication…


boyfriends everywhere rejoice at being able to use Paul as an excuse to dodge commitment
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take that threads! betcha can’t do that

the gender eliminativism fanclub thanks you for your service 🫡
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zomg zomg what if the most revolutionary stance on <subject> is the one that makes me feel comfy! reactionary? me? but in the intra-gender wars im being stomped by the big bad? everyone knows you overcome the dialectic by endorsing one of its poles….
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wdym “for everything to remain the same everything must change”? i don’t get it? reforming gender is like super woke and great tho?


went out with a 6’4” chick once and it spooked the bejeezus out of me i’ll stick w smol folx pls and thanks

still stand by this one tho. all popular songs should have a version where they bump drums in the mix
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also i think it’s funny that youtube music app lets you convert a private playlist to unlisted if you ask nicely

had to put my spunk to good use before becoming infertile

opened twitter for a second and got confused when my like on a post persisted
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how does their relay do that?

i meant for next month lol



are we supposed to do some gay shit for our anniversary

i could make this many repos in a weekend with enough Monster

MINT stands for Cinnamon Is Not Gnome

i wish i was an ugly fat online bug

omg @futanari.tentacle.expert i should start “mid bluesky” and it’s just a list of your closed PRs


it’s defi gotten to the point where i’ve repeated skeets verbatim like this accidentally….


the real reason trump promised not to ban tiktok is that he was worried about more people flocking to bluesky, the short form video content platform, while it’s already experiencing so much strain recently
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thank you mr president 🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸


my apartment is a mess and i am too sad to care

oh my god it’s so goddamn cool, it doesn’t even care about its own OS

i was going to pick a post of yours and say “so true” but they’re literally all bangers can’t believe you do this for free

we are rabid to drag another sorry soul into into our ranks one of us one of us one of us

forever and always my dear online bug


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yes this this i mean this you are so wise


we are eternally opposite :3