look as long as you stop chirping abt room temp iq feminism well be just fine /j i think

you’re cheating on your best friend? 🤨

eh, still a strong believer that sharp distinction doesn’t make sense

nothing new but i wrote some scribbles on the plane a few days ago

funny timing

chat i hope you can now see how id be incapable of this

omg please make this a habit, it would be so adorbz

i mean part of what you’re looking for in a bf proper is the splash of abuse so it checks out

hrm i think u might be rosy retrospecting a tad, but that’s just based on things i remember you saying like a year ago

i miss morgan for u honestly

i prefer “put on indefinite administrative leave”

it would be 1/4.5 but she self-sabotaged by by hooking me up with girl pills

after this thread she wouldn’t get outta my mentions

yeah this has been a known thing for a while lol (pretty sure i even said as much prior to us dating), i don’t mind the publicity wishing ya the best of luck finding a proper bf sweetie 🫡

pinging @drunk.moe

can i get dr john’s @, i forgot my refill. did might be best

i feel tired i think

hard to say, i've adapted to work by blocking the emotion receptors

wrong its actually just the one

we write out everyone’s name/pronouns and play music chairs to see who gets what

we had a pronoun circle today at [redacted] and i encountered my first ~30yo irl xe/xir user

minecraft youtuber who uses The Wall to run 16 afk instances to maximize content output

classic menopause mom behavior

yea and it’s nice because sometimes you just wanna follow someone to keep an eye on them, or have different types of followers for different vibes. kasey maintains a list for “posters that will never make me unhappy to see” for ex.

mine are small now

glad u like my new bio

ermm miss kasey? the ai stated a proposition that was false. pls fix,,,

we were under the impression that this would be an unpredictable non-deterministic tool, but in like, a reliable way

they aren’t eu anymore but the thought of britbonger emma is extremely funny to me

you get it

my take only applies if it’s another american butchering the pronunciation, all bets are off otherwise

enlightened centrist: lulu is right if it’s in text but a solid 40% of us could figure it out if it was spoken

i am the only male on this trip, in a room with 20 other girls for 10 hours a day

this is going to sound insane but i don’t want my following list to determine what posts i see at all. lists are nice because i can define initial criteria (following, mutual, etc.) and then curate from there

one of the biggest (tho to be fair most of the time the dress code is pretty lax)

ceo $8B net worth lmao

i am serving ‘recently divorced uncle at christmas’ today

i’m wearing my comfy oversized sweater to my important business meeting and you can’t stop me as long as it has a collar underneath i’m in the clear, right

had to explain ‘based’ to my zillennial coworker. i thought that word had breached containment to normieville by now

i turned on Discover and Popular with Friends for a second and damn, lists are simply the optimal feed

fundamentally different experience and it’s not even close. literally solves all of the issues people complain about (reposts, discovery, algorot)

bsky is best as a smol yet permeable group chat

revision: the only justification for alts is starter pack evasion as far as i’m concerned not that the new followers actually interact anyway from what i hear

broke: onlyfans woke: github sponsoring atproto lewds

unfortunately it’s about my coworker that signed up for the rental and repeatedly told us “i’m not too experienced” on the way to the hotel

doesn’t know how to merge, got honked at a bunch of times, went the wrong way on a roundabout, every time she brakes the car nearly flips over

you get it 💯🔥💃