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this whole thing was actually a lie, alice just has really bad opsec and i infiltrated her account but don’t worry i never post there

i’m so sorry… i’ve killed a friendship today…
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it’s actually really cute lol it would have been funny to keep up the charade w you



wtf!!! noooo i’m such a whiny baby bitch all the time tho how is this possible


ALL GIFS ARE OLD PERSON GIFS



eris caught discriminating against millennial redditors?? erm what the scallop,, i’m telling the mods

yea mb srru ill take it down


lmao i was memeing if it wasn’t clear, don’t wna make u uncomf

if you need some help i’m happy to come over and give you a hand (or a mouth ;)
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i should delete this


oh was i not supposed to put you in a starter pack and invite 27 of my closest friends?

i wonder what he has a phd in…


i will never be the parisian cute winker…. (let’s gooo i’m not a baguette 💪🦅🇺🇸😈)

oh you said *cute* my bad

i will be moving to wayland in 2026
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i don’t talk about anything interesting any more and that’s because i don’t think about anything interesting any more

diza noooo don’t stan the most mid thinkers of all time noooo

oh oh chat i got out of driving a rental car for my trip next week
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unironically one of my most dreaded parts of the trip

kasey appreciation post
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also my thumb hurts



nl voice: thank you rina, thank you thank you :3 you deserve catnip


idk the dream kinda ended after that and then i woke up presumably dead ☺️

there was actually an ongoing brawl between a pack of homeless men and some police officers in front of a grocery store that i rolled into but i couldn’t turn the bike around

at one point last night i literally said “you should @ mary i bet she found something that works” turns out my goat is no match for the likes of grim/slurp 😔

i had a nightmare that i was riding a bicycle (with kasey in the passenger seat) but the pedals didn’t work, and then i got mauled by a homeless man and fell off


i think i am going to have a nervous breakdown :)


it’s gonna be a late night in the mines chat
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change your username retard

the fact that you can recite your results tells me more than the numbers themselves

third times the charm ☘️

if you split it into several IDRlabs quizzes with screenshot-able results, you could convince half of twitter to take it

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