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i actually used you as an example while testing lol the generous dev (lol) i am, i give my users the ability to opt out by making obtuse bios <3 yw
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also if it wasn't obvi, i never design anything robustly and should never be taken seriously
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also to avoid the embarrassment of people thinking this was my earnest attempt, the whole thing was just proof of concept and an excuse to play with the api more pls no bully
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this was easy and kinda cute to make remember to take care of your /(❤️|<3)\s*@(\S+)\s*(❤️|<3)/

young producers frequently neglect the bass guitar and it’s so neat when they nail it instead

wait i lied last time
jack frost from rise of the guardians

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i know i’m breaking the chain by incorrectly captioning these but i’ve never liked participating it’s just narcissism and superiority complex prolly idk

i’ve been more of a boy lately and i like it when im alone but despise it when it comes to interacting with others
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i am a passenger in my flesh. i am numb. i am tired.
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i’m fragile, and i’ve given up on struggling. not even intentionally, i’ve simply been broken. please leave me alone
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i won’t be satisfied until i excise everything and everyone from my life. if i don’t collapse and dissolve, i will be miserable
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i can’t even bring myself to be humiliated or angry or frustrated. i just am, and on a second order level that is disgusting, but my tongue can no longer taste
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i feel violently hollowed, and bits of residual sinew and fat hang limply to the crevices simply serve as reminders that i was once potentially something.
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if heart emoji and @ in bio, from:fp pulls @ tempted to draft it up to see if i can get the bsky pr denial world record

not kidding it’s legit my most appreciated discrete feature
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narcissistic bitches like myself are eternally grateful for your service miss mary 🫡

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is there an off switch for prog-brained gfs

i wish it was good too


every so often i am reminded that i am no nietzschean
The sick are the greatest danger for the healthy; it is not from the strongest that harm comes to the strong, but from the weakest. They who are from the outset botched, oppressed, broken, those are they, the weakest are they, who most undermine the life beneath the feet of man, who instill the most dangerous venom and skepticism into our trust in life, in man, in ourselves. Where does one not encounter that veiled glance which burdens one with a profound sadness, that inward-turned glance of the born failure which betrays how such a man speaks to himself-that glance which is a sigh!
Genealogy of Morals (spliced a bit), Nietzsche
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the truest nietzscheans are among those who must dissociate themselves from the weakness of nietzscheans

i think there’s several strands to it: - the lack of self-respect you correctly identify - others’ interpretations are mostly ignorable; i don’t respect them either - a political aversion to property conceptually - descriptively even if i did care, it’s not as if i could truly stop it
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that’s the part i left unsaid in the original: the relationship is mostly one-way. i am most acquainted with myself, and my fleeting interpretation of myself is not threatened by those with cursory interest. (on the other hand, novel and incisive engagement [such as yours] can make me entertain alts

i might fuck around and make a dollar sign my logo 🗣️💲🔥

i’ve never really felt protective of my likeness or identity. i don’t own anything, or if i do own something it’s in the same way i own a torrented file; everyone that comes into contact with me also owns one. go ahead, manipulate your copy of me however you’d like (as if you needed my permission).

all-too familiar life

in case you needed an indication of how unreasonable our expected time dedication is, behold my coworker’s standard working hours:

thanks i hate it (the alt text is killing me lollll)

did you see the note hanging up by the pillar? i might take a pic when i get home if it’s still up

what sect of christian r u soap or just a christian fanclub member

telling on urself bro
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me reading hegel: yawn, this is common sense. kinda annoying he names concepts that never interact or build upon one another :/

i’ve been in a hyperpop mood lately and i love when they go “fuck your friends they’re all faggots”
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impossible to gather a list tho because google deindexes f slur or something… no i do not want the “faggots and their friends” book i want faggot-ass zoomer music
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“get help”, i hear you say. my reply: no, findhelp by lieu :)

this is what it’s like talking to @npcs.bsky.social

discord has been acknowledged call your bsky dogs off!!! ( ̄ω ̄;)

management made them move their car :( and they got it car washed in the process

i am forever in your debt 🙏