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it’s weird bc a large amount of my direct casual interactions with people are just veiled in thick layers of irony my alternative mode is just being sad ig
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nice try playing hard to get by friendzoning yourself it’s too late you’re mine already, you won’t get away that easy >:3

you prey on vulnerable younger women with low self esteem? not cool jules :/



that was my interpretation lol

that goes without saying, only a he/him would have that take

this mirrors kasey x willow dynamic

relegate he/him to the meme labeler


i wish i could walk forever
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“it is part of morality not to be at home in one’s home” as if we needed convincing

absolution of self
careless lucid dreaming
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i miss gail

gun shops are intimidating

the woke mob will cancel her if she says it out loud

i’ve got mary, mark, shreyan, ollie and futanari tentacle expert all the important bases covered


porter robinsons “look at the sky” is hopelessly depressing to me i don’t want to be alive next year. i don’t want to make anything good. i don’t want anyone to have faith in me. i don’t want to be better. i want out.
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too depressed and weak for amor fati

your alt key is actually a meta key 😐
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it would be fine if it was just mislabeled but it’s in the wrong location!

that’s a nice keyboard i sure hope the alt and meta keys work as expected

they should design clothes for people who aren’t 5’8” and 300 pounds
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once again mortified that incrementing clothing sizes in america is just stretching the width while leaving the height unmodified

this guy sucks

throwback to when i used adblock to make twitter usable (kasey messaging platform)

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this was 10 months before we were dating btw lol

idk why but there’s a buncha feds on twt lately posting about how linux is impossibly difficult
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it’s time for me to come out of the closet…
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/glossary#id_C
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this is the ugliest flag of all time bro 😭
https://lgbtqia.fandom.com/wiki/Ceterosexual

get a girlfriend they said, she won’t message you unhinged things with siri dictation they said

oh lawd he comin’


i do not care about devs “accomplishing a goal for people” (yes, even if [actually, especially if] that goal is creating use-values for consumers). i do not care about the empirical success of the “open source community”. i care about not being a sellout and not acting in an anti-solidaristic manner
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sometimes you reluctantly find yourself in a context where the latter seems like a necessary concession to survive, and that’s a local judgement that may be correct. doesn’t change the fact that that’s what you’re doing.

critical support for that one employee of my client who doesn’t do work for months at a time until his coworkers ask “hey what’s Rob been up to?” and then he replies to all outstanding emails in one day


it’s like a type of cheese right

woman moment i can’t wait for you go scorched earth one day
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keep it kawaii, cull the followers 😈