that'd be one hell of a thread

im about to find this out the hard way aren't i

you have a cool alter?

i think i just have a very poor memory for things i don't care about

i wrote out a big ass email but i'm gonna wait to send it until i can talk to dustin tomorrow

i could get good boy points for being quick but that also might imply i didn't do enough research, plus he'll probably have some decent advice from experience

why are we pushing feature adoption for unreleased features lol

boss gets a $18200, i get a dime

except i don't get anything except a bonus 45 hours of work

ears >>>>>> tits

do you wanna keep trying?

last night i unlocked a new voyeuristic fetish of observing two people flirting in their non-dominant language so i can listen in

before you call me a white linguistic imperialist, know that it will hurt my feelings because it's true

real brave take for someone right about here

in my dreams, even if otherwise varied, there is this recurrent motif of going to the boys bathroom where getting in involves climbing through a narrow and inclined space and im worried ill get stuck

a system so simple even vista could do it

okay maybe ill moderate my take, we should have a hiatus on healthcare for a decade and then we can have m4a

except medicare sucks so let's abolish private health insurance and medicare and medicaid and then just decommodify all healthcare

this is my platform as presidential candidate, my catchphrase will be "you'll never see an ABN again!"

also there should be lots and lots of death panels

oh oh and physician assisted suicide but with like a gacha component

whimsical necropolitics

lol i was tired so my speech meandered a little but it was nice

gonna be tired again tmrw bweh

i'm learning more about french and french-lite politics than i ever wanted to know

what is the librewolf of javascript engines

j*liet x r*dy, 2026 (colorized)

no pun intended

this is the first thing i thought of when i saw bsky.app/profile/rude...

I'm still stuck on this, like how am i supposed to explain that only hospitals in dubai are allowed to post refunds as negative payments

"i am going to murder your firstborn and commit a school shooting if you don't let me post a negative credit adjustment instead of a positive debit adjustment"

"what the fuck is TDL?"

that went so much worse than i could have imagined 😭

you know it

a wifi pds with an innocuous lightswitch kill switch, couldn't be any other way

maybe it's placebo but having my pds like 3 miles away feels very snappy

if i like a reply it feels rude to not like the root as well

this is the only bsky norm controversy that matters

IT WAS MINERAL AGAIN

oh my god my meeting schedule is so annoying today

having access to gobs of phi is insane, click one button and you're flashbanged by this poor girls not-quite-osteoporosis levels of bone density

i had a dream my eyes got ugly again and i don't want that is all

im being dramatic it's not so bad, just an inconvenience

obri riffing on: concerned only when he will be able to escape to the scanty and monotonous leisure of industrial society, in which he 'kills time' by cramming in as much time-scheduled and mechanised enjoyment of cinema, radio and newspapers as his wage packet and his tiredness allow

but that's not exactly right because i am more careful with my activities right now

also see minima moralia sections 84-91, but again it's too even-handed in its criticism in terms of its personal applicability rn while in their structure work and amusement are becoming increasingly alike, they are at the same time being divided ever more rigorously by invisible demarcation lines

okay its kinda not funny, my sleep is really bad and interrupted after work i want to recouperate and socialize and do my own pursuits but that's hard when work is demanding more and more of me

i can't fit it all in and the more i try the more exhausted i become. it's hard to focus, my brain feels kind of foggy, and im quick to unpleasant emotions

the leisure activities are also less enjoyed when i try to cram everything in