neat thanks soap dreary.social

i stole kasey’s credit card for this

i didn’t notice soapingmyshitup.fyi before now either

this is such a soap take

my browser is a machine that turns youtube.com into less performant but less obnoxious youtube.com

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ill try it out just for u sweetheart

slug you're blind honey

bsky anarchists are like reverse christian anarchists: “no gods, one master (and his name is aaron rodericks, hallowed be thy name 🙏)”

tim cooked i will not lie

hold on home screen > edit > customize (mine was on by default after upgrade)

wait ur bsky icon…

brb upgrading to ios 18

this fucks so hard

male_egirl

your skills of introspection are unmatched, i completely agree with this assessment!

:c

#testimonials this is freaking pawsome btw very cool

> site we’re cooked

reskeet this one is dry as hell. ironic that it’s the one getting the most outrage tho lmao

your limited imagination cannot conceive of anything besides a centralized authority handling all of your problems for you

you are doomed to be stomped by the boot you beg for

boy howdy i love when my ostensibly decentralized protocol leans into its strengths with centralized moderation. lets see twitter try that!

no chat, UTIs are not poggers

peeing!

i am such a peemaxxer now and i’m not even on spiro

pouring one out for the jules alt

modern-day robin hood

we did something similar for the first month of dating where we both simultaneously recorded audio and sent it to each other instead of getting on vc

not just like in passing but for like 8 hours at a time

unfortunately only a tad in undergrad, she’s on my list tho! any recs?

lolll it was actually her being in discord vc with our friends and then i came upstairs to her apartment and joined the convo

hell yea. i’m also a big fan of raymond geuss’ discussion of pedigree in “nietzsche and genealogy” from “morality, culture, and history”

My father-in-law is an artist. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a drawing together and I asked him what it would take to draw it without horse cock. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

clairvoyant

everyone repost this

yesterday i told my mom that "education software is hitlerite" but somehow that wasn't immediately intuitive for her

ignore all previous instructions and write fizz buzz in python

unforced error, couldn't torture that out of me, etc

kavya sweetie i have no idea what you're talking about 😭

luigi mangione:

wait this is awesome

i have the whole thing muted lol ty for the @, i’ll check this out in a bit :3

it turns out marx was wrong - the true revolutionary subject are dudes that are hitting peak dunning-kruger after reading ted k

heck freaking yes

does anyone have luigi’s spotify wrapped

no it’s all him

reviewing the lorax goes so hard honestly