girl sitting on your lap: “i feel like im piloting an eva” ._.

THATS THE ISSUE YOU WERE ASLEPE ON TOP OF ME

if she doesn’t let me out of bed soon i am going to get a UTI

but she’s too cute to move, a worthy price to pay ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

therapist: giant majed isn’t real, he can’t hurt you giant majed:

it will be 0000 until the day i die (or work decides to stop enforcing one to use my email)

also omg kasey kat i am literally such a feminist look roll eyes 🙄

i would never say kasey kat you can at least try to make it believable

WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY UOUR TEST RESULTS NOT MINE WTF

feminism ruined egirls

you’re gonna get me cancelled you have to stop doing this babe

shdksjhshd help omg i'm still giggling

the ultimate centrist position

you can't make this up

broke: loli and zoo bad woke: it's fine actually #freevaush2024 bespoke: it's bad because its ai generated

wow i'm surprised, first time without a strike in a year, and i'm on track to drop the terrorism warning now too a paragon of virtue i am (cucked advertiser-friendly sellout)

the terrorism promotion in question

what kind of monster maps side mouse buttons to volume up and volume down

alt + ← is just scuffed workaround for browsing, and hardly better than moving the mouse like a neanderthal and how do you melee in-game ;-;

yes wife i will certainly comply with this request 🥺💖🥰✨🦋

girls will literally steal your phone and post on your account to reply to themselves

damn you’re right, can’t believe i’m dating her

biggest self report all time

!foryou

moth

i want to feel sought after

hyperlink rot is genuinely terrifying and depressing

my foot fetish is like quantum physics - the object is only definite once the wave function collapses under observation so what i’m saying is, post feet and we’ll see how much of a freak i am :P

hehe yeah i wasn’t worried i just thought it was funny it happened to be that one

I WAS SCROLLING WHILE DRIVING I DIDBT MEAN TO ONLY LIKE THIS ONE

holding her in my arms again makes my heart feel full

lmao dw i’m just attention baby you just have too many friends that’s the problem (actually using social media socially, yikes bestie)

its not my fault i just work here ;-;

torrential thunderstorm would be so comfy if i didn’t have to drive in it

i feel like i’ve been posting my heart out but then girls will make a new account and be on track to surpass me in 2 weeks

absolutely mogged in the terminally online diagnosis

we find ourselves in a precarious predicament: the current social world is evil because it realises inhumanity rather than humanity, and it is so deeply delusional that we cannot even conceptualise or imagine what realised humanity would consist in.

freyenhagen's intro is also exemplary - intellectual humility and upfront about methodology

it’s a little lacking in density, but that’s kind of okay for what it is - younger academic doing secondary lit establishing a specific interpretation. and it’s made harder by adorno’s aphoristic style which leads to a bit of repetition

repetition made especially worse because the chapters are intended to be possible to be read in isolation from one another for some reason

its also incredibly apparent geuss was the advisor lol, poor tony blair moralism example was already repeated ad nauseam and now it gets a new lease on life in second gen

boys will literally just smile at you in the hallway like hshdbdkjahsbs stop being so lewd or you’ll have to take responsibility!!

accurate lore 🥱 i’ve gotta optimize my posts for clout babe, you wouldn’t get it

so while the original post applies to a variety of contexts, right now i have in mind drying my hair too harshly with a towel, which is obviously quite bad for it and makes it look quite unsightly.

i still have a lot of progress to make; ill have to swallow my pride and be willing to be vulnerable to do so.