cr1tter rapping about her dick goes so hard more girls should do that, cis or otherwise

i’m sensitive to the fact that it may be cool bc of semi-problematic phallus gender fuckery but i have a job so idrc abt that rn =v=

I've been getting high so my problems getting smaller Haters on my dick, let me wipe away the slobber Stay ugly, stay broke, stay bothered I don't give a fuck about you like your father Stay ugly, stay broke, stay bothered I don't give a fuck about you, I'm hotter

Great vegetables.

if you haven’t seen this btw it’s genuinely a masterpiece

oh no you’re super charismatic that’s not the issue, it’s more like in my head ur kinda Honda Toru (or ariticialnightsky/parz), where you completely subscribe to waifuism and couldn’t care less about 3d girls

yea but it’s different… my mental model is way off-kilter

it still doesn’t compute for me that you have a gf,, you’re supposed to be like king otaku w no irls!

can’t even post cat hate anymore

alright alright chat mb swing and a miss on this one, back to the drawing board

cookie and i have a complex relationship you wouldn’t get it… im her tsundere

🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️ but also his cat is symmetrical and doesn’t has random spots of ugly :/

paul’s cat is so much prettier than kasey’s fuckass creature

it’s interesting that video is noticeably absent from “content”

1) that’s awesome 2) hmmm the plot thickens

wait john i have a question. do you have an android? @_@

wait nvm you posted blue bubbles earlier today. can someone on android confirm if the post above looks like this?

i posted these comments on someone’s nudes earlier today

grind never stops 💪💪💪

lol i was wondering why my weather app was always so cold

(it was in celsius)

?

twas just a tap we gucci :>

the kid that hit me looked like frat bro in his incubation stage

ok so i start estrogen and immediately get into a car accident. coincidence?

the libs fuckin nerfed me bro

look it’s not my fault i attract east asian women that are spiritually white women

i was able to power it back on for just enough time to not get stuck outside my friends apartment

my irl asks why this is true

brat vinyl

so fun fact, my phone died on the phone with insurance

but don’t worry, my dad called his dad and they’re gonna pay for everything with no insurance involved (we are both incompetent children)

meh it’s fine

bumper is fucked

someone crashed into my car lol

ah shit my phones gonna die

i wanna write again :c i miss it. i just know i wouldn’t be proud of what id write nowadays

i think it buys too much into the self-aggrandizing narrative that humanities folks have some secret special knowledge behind the scenes that the layperson couldn’t understand. like yeah that’s defi true sometimes, but most of it’s just slop.

also “humanities” is like hella broad so it’s unclear if i’m exporting too much of my own experience where it doesn’t belong.

also tho i’ll say it’s easy for me to see someone give a take and recognize it as similar to something i’ve read, and actually misread the original point someone was making bc i filled in the gaps myself

i liked reading and i didn’t know what i was doing with my life. i took like a bazillion classes in summers too. mainly i just fucked myself by deciding on this plan as a freshman and evenly distributing my credits, so by the time i realized it was stupid it just made sense to wrap them all up

blegh i disagree with this dummy

i wrote a whole buncha bullshit in reply to this, but it was a whole buncha bullshit so i scrapped it

it was really dumb, i also got certificates in education policy and PEPP, i should’ve dropped something for CS but it was too late when i realized

majored in: 1. philosophy 2. poli sci 3. econ so yes i’m a fascist

okay i think this is specific to mobile, possibly ios, i don’t see it on web. the records themselves are super normal

ngl i don’t even know where to begin with investigating here. might not even be like bsky code, could be some weird interaction w rendering erm