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i feel like i should’ve captioned that with something but the subject is still a lil difficult for me to put into words

someone’s gotta warn ur girl bro 😭😭


if we try real hard i’m sure we can bump you up to a perfect score!

this relationship is so funny
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god she’s such a dweeb you’re perfect for each other

now we just have to convince you to non-monog and federate with our polycule

best i can do is 3 kisses 😘😘😘

please soap 🙏 we need you

imo relays should respect users who have a robots.txt file and not retrieve any data from their PDS ☺️

don't ask why i have this on standby

could you imagine how hype it would be if hailey had simply replied to nemo: "fuck off retard" it would have been the greatest day in bsky history
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weeeeeeee

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idk why the colors look so fucked but i promise it's pretty


oh honestly it’s more idrc. i’ve “come out” in a number of ways before, but it’s always been very casual and in passing. the subject of my identity bores me to death and i wouldn’t have anything to talk about.
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also i kinda prefer if IRLs call me by my “deadname” - keeps a nice separation between the real world and meatspace :P


chat what christmas gifts should i ask my parents for

sunglasses are a ID3 v2.2 FileUrl metadata tag

reminder that marx didn’t have a LTV

i am going to make a PR to restrict nemo’s api access

i don’t know if i’m ready but you’re acting so petty she said what’s the problem i said there’s too fucking many i don’t know if i regret it i wish i could forget it but if i said i love you then you know i fucking meant it
https://soundcloud.com/polearm/regret
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i told a doctor i was not sexually active today
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applications welcome

“tell me when ur close” 🥺



not rly around 34:46 they talked about verification and how they might do something beyond domains

various states of disarray and incompetence, would defi require some tweaking but you might be able to make something of it

the lip service while they pretend like lasagna is a sandwich is a bit 🫠

john you sly dog, posting about vore so shamelessly (,,>﹏<,,)


poll.blue/post / @poll.blue it'll ask for an app password, which is kinda in the process of being deprecated in favor of oAuth. but you can still get to it through bsky.app/settings/app...

does bsky need to add polls? 1️⃣ yes 2️⃣ no 📊 Show results


at least i can rest easy knowing the community will get the product they deserve

tbh i get it, if i was one of 25 contract workers and our third party vendor sent eight whole cases to review, i'd Ctrl+A ban too. #worklifebalance
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still processing but here's the vod youtu.be/yRCZIIuOzeo

me: *sucking on kasey’s water bottle in the sabrina carpenter pose* kasey: “there’s no water in there dipshit”