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had to put my spunk to good use before becoming infertile

opened twitter for a second and got confused when my like on a post persisted
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how does their relay do that?

i meant for next month lol



are we supposed to do some gay shit for our anniversary

i could make this many repos in a weekend with enough Monster

MINT stands for Cinnamon Is Not Gnome

i wish i was an ugly fat online bug

omg @futanari.tentacle.expert i should start “mid bluesky” and it’s just a list of your closed PRs


it’s defi gotten to the point where i’ve repeated skeets verbatim like this accidentally….


the real reason trump promised not to ban tiktok is that he was worried about more people flocking to bluesky, the short form video content platform, while it’s already experiencing so much strain recently
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thank you mr president 🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸


my apartment is a mess and i am too sad to care

oh my god it’s so goddamn cool, it doesn’t even care about its own OS

i was going to pick a post of yours and say “so true” but they’re literally all bangers can’t believe you do this for free

we are rabid to drag another sorry soul into into our ranks one of us one of us one of us

forever and always my dear online bug


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yes this this i mean this you are so wise


we are eternally opposite :3

in celebration of my refreshed adoption of garbage volume-posting, a thread of songs i listened to tonight
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i’m not proud of these, and even now it’s a stretch, but the past is all i have. i care a lot about this and it makes me sad.
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hey i’ve got one of those
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ASDJKFHL;KAJSHD YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I CANT TELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was honestly just praying you had some arcane tech and i was being a moron ily raizel