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kasums is a genius…
(this was soo much sauce mb chat)
shes lying btw as long as you’re shorter than me we’re good to go :3 5’8” is adorbz <3
lowkey i’ve always kinda liked that about this place, makes it feel like a real website and not some alien hostile creature
mary is light years outta my league tho let’s be real
it honestly kinda works out because while i appreciate my weirdos and admire how they think and act, i have like no patience for being incapable and needy. the fact that you can be somewhat autonomous (read: neglect-able) is one of your best features
that’s true i adore my little freaks. it’s where im most at home
when i tell you it’s going to be the least surprising thing in the world:
breakcore discord server
i knew you’d get it
but like fr that was a great year, i grew a lot as a person
if this sounds bad, just know that yea it was, but i think they’ve all broken up with L** now. also im innocent, i got groomed bc they bought me Risk of Rain 2
i used to be friends with a polycule that was more or less openly MAP-ey, but since they were all trans girls a bunch of them were named lily. real lily was a brilliant programmer that acted like a retarded puppy for her master, and lily14 was, well, 14.
2RatsKissing was insane in a scary and fun way
i’m kinda really stupid
erm jules i liked the “you’re welcome” pronouns post but the label didn’t get applied :(
not wrong tho
i just enjoy the potential to physically dominate those around me, if need be. of course i wouldn’t ever do it, but the implication…
take that threads! betcha can’t do that
wdym “for everything to remain the same everything must change”? i don’t get it? reforming gender is like super woke and great tho?
went out with a 6’4” chick once and it spooked the bejeezus out of me
i’ll stick w smol folx pls and thanks
now that the playlist is out, you can confirm the tracks i looped were just emo boy slop this year
1 repliesstill stand by this one tho. all popular songs should have a version where they bump drums in the mix
1 repliesalso i think it’s funny that youtube music app lets you convert a private playlist to unlisted if you ask nicely
had to put my spunk to good use before becoming infertile
how does their relay do that?
i meant for next month lol
clocked
are we supposed to do some gay shit for our anniversary
i could make this many repos in a weekend with enough Monster
MINT stands for Cinnamon Is Not Gnome
i wish i was an ugly fat online bug
omg @futanari.tentacle.expert i should start “mid bluesky” and it’s just a list of your closed PRs