i know i offered but i didn’t expect you to cash in on shooting ropes on me so quickly 🤔

heh cute :3

does it say alice has an invalid handle for y’all too?

that’s a u problem blawg

wait eris joined the smp??

you got added to the hallowed halls of meow2 last week so you’re gonna get spammed a lot more :)

what a pure-hearted and selfless guy i am

🖤 me 2, tho im a lil all over the place heh

honestly i get it lol, i’m pretty much the same way but it can be cute you should try it sometime :>

she’s got waging to do, she can’t join now D:

ATTENTION: if i made a post at 2am in your replies, you may be entitled to compensation for exposing you to toxic stupidity.

i’m so tired n sleep deprived man

genuinely though saying anything at all has been deeply troubling to me lately. i’ve had to contort myself in all sorts of ways to adapt to my context; the whole experience is incredibly violent, though i can’t bring myself to feel anything but apathy

i feel dissociated from my dissociations, and making any contribution to anything feels like an awkward inhabitation in which i don’t belong

took a nap but it’s alright! i’ll make it to canada in no time :)

she already admitted to lying smh.. i’m a real girl don’t worry!!

i was intimidated talking to her a year ago, i can’t imagine what it would be like with the follow count now lol

also the white fox pfp was such a vibe

bzzt wrongo

smiling not allowed?

oh no!! my good friend eris is waiting for me,, i’m filled with renewed determination and will begin my trek once again

don’t worry!!! i actually prefer it in the cold and dark and lonely!!

yea she liked it so much she actually came back after i released her, idk if she ever even made it to your place

THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN ME ERIS 🙏

we’ll let the people decide

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this whole thing was actually a lie, alice just has really bad opsec and i infiltrated her account but don’t worry i never post there

i’m so sorry… i’ve killed a friendship today…

it’s actually really cute lol it would have been funny to keep up the charade w you

ban evasion acc hehe

i’m alice grrrr

wtf!!! noooo i’m such a whiny baby bitch all the time tho how is this possible

we’ve been over this!!!

ALL GIFS ARE OLD PERSON GIFS

don’t believe u… erises should be treated with respect at all times…

you’re like the start of this gif 23 and i’m like the end of this gif 23

eris caught discriminating against millennial redditors?? erm what the scallop,, i’m telling the mods

yea mb srru ill take it down

lfg

lmao i was memeing if it wasn’t clear, don’t wna make u uncomf

if you need some help i’m happy to come over and give you a hand (or a mouth ;)

i should delete this

how’d it go

oh was i not supposed to put you in a starter pack and invite 27 of my closest friends?

i wonder what he has a phd in…

😳😳😳

i will never be the parisian cute winker…. (let’s gooo i’m not a baguette 💪🦅🇺🇸😈)

oh you said *cute* my bad