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not ur fault, you didn’t initiate my chungus life

meh it’s not like i use it for anything other than heating tea, but i guess you’ll have to bring it eventually? i requested repair but it’s spoopy

gonna end it all my sweet mouse, enjoy me while i last
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also heads up our microwave is giga fucked + r u coming home tonight

i’m actually being fucked on both ends today. after an upgrade, another customer ran into a known bug that erases data every time you view the record. this is happening because two months ago the customer lead marked the patches as “delivered” without actually sending them. i love working here. :)
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i suppose i should count myself lucky. 1) no end user data was corrupted, only build customizations in the staging environment 2) i’m not the one who has to spend hours re-building every record i touched for the past few months i just have to deliver the news and i feel bad for not noticing sooner
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when i informed the customer lead that he fucked up, this was the only response i got


gotta love when the github issue gets so dire someone posts a tutorial on how to install the competing project

customer: hey what the hell man with the latest update you broke the workflow that we absolutely should not have been doing under any circumstance me: ._.

kind of the opposite actually
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or rather, the type of philosophy i was interested in shifted significantly away from the type of material covered in my philosophy major courses after a breakup
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alternative



you are like other girls…. you failed to read my highly relevant omori gif


i wish i was an incel
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my caucasian xy chromosomes yearn to mourn my waning hegemony and treat women like objects
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i’m small and scared and sad and wanna be left alone forever

omfg i’m blushing so hard i was not built for this much responsibility
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where is a strong cunty woman to protect me in my time of need? waaaaa



but what if it is a cunty woman who will save me 😁 amendment: i love observing cunty women from afar and interacting with them when they aren’t angry with me 😁😁😁

For all women w, if w is cunty (C), then person p loves (L) w. ∀wC(w) -> L(p,w) ∃w~C(w) -> ~L(p,w) does not follow
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much less the stronger claim H(p,w)! that’s entirely unrelated!


i love cunty women

dog over ip with breeze dark

im gonna put you in a cup and carry you around
https://x.com/shouldhaverabit/status/1816292287686840459

i didn’t see the original post on my feed and radically misinterpreted this jsjshdjskkak

hehe yes above is joke you’re just a cute bunny, how could you be egoistic?? ˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚


there would be some serious freudian conundrums in the house

LOLOLOLOL i love ❓❓❓❓❓❓
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you are too powerful with a white board… whoever has given this to you has made a grave error in judgement….

hhhh i forgot about that i think he was very anxious to be kind to you

i wish you were my mom too 🥹 i was rly normie and stupid tho, not autistic at all unfortunately


the amazon reviews are so cute lol
自分は周りを気にしてばかりで勝手に思い込んで夜勝手に泣いてます。けど、キティちゃんの方を見て自分が馬鹿みたいだなって思いました。キティちゃんみたいに前向きに行きたいです。そして自分を愛せる女になります。本当にキティちゃん大好きです。わたしの救いです。

my dad is cute sometimes

i used to exclusively run bowser/phantom/auto-drift as a kid 1) i thought the phantom was the best bike since it was last on the list 2) i didn't know you could unlock characters by doing time trials 3) i didn't like being bonked around 4) i didn't understand how to drift
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sometimes i would switch it up and play dk

guy who is struggling to remember the difference between "effect" and "affect" and uses tme/tma interchangeably
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this is observational comedy btw, but on this website this post is likely meaningless to you all (you're lucky)

in a roundabout way he’s right, under socialism every creative production would always already belong to The Pile. ‘theft’ would be incoherent 😁