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there’s literally no shot this guy is straight



who needs git? this is all the version control i need

gigachad honestly “mine are better anyway”

hey selecting wallpapers is hard, and no one is even grateful when you mandatorily make sure they see it :(

i believe in u soldier 🫡

you will install debian sid and you will like it

also isn’t eos like down to one dev that wanted to take a break

that’s the spirit


all of these and 31 others happened at the same time :)


depressed eboys must be protected at all costs
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like seriously look how cute

why’d they make ‘partner’ all fruity like that
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getting naked while i fill out my absentee ballot so i can vote bare


+2 but also idek what was happening, sometimes there’s just gunk and rebooting solves all audio no longer being received from a small austrian child over a tin can telephone, massive w

my computer before and after rebooting for the first time in weeks

tag urself
https://ds.reactor.cc/post/5754740

found a new contender for dumbest possible guy
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anna prxr crossover event goes hard


okay i now unfortunately have a very comprehensive understanding of every piece under my sink
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and it only came at the low low cost of extreme water damage to everything i own
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on the bright side i found out i have vaginal antifungal cream so that’s cool

insane loophole thank u mary ^_^


only meowers and kasey allowed
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is the “choose who can reply” thing readily publically viewable

i wanna run simulations on clones of myself at the end of high school, there’s like 37 paths not travelled that would be rly entertaining, even if not desirable law school willow good boyfriend willow (rare) cs degree willow grad school philosophy willow actually trans willow ow contenders willow

i tried finding the evidence but you’ve shrewdly deleted it all….. you win this time debounced elf
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also i think my sense of time is fucked everything from the past 7 months counts as “oh yknow like around week ago”

weren’t you an anti-egger like 2 weeks ago 😭



southern racism back at it again :(

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should’ve titled it west coast racism but for reason i think of NM as south prolly bc im racist


i know i tried searching for “mouse + ‘void but even that’s too concrete of a metaphor so like just vibes or smthn’” but didn’t get any hits somehow


the culture divide is too much….. we’ll never understand each other…. interspecies relationships are so hard…. but i’ll never give up!!! i love my mouse!!!
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(pretend like it’s a mouse gif)

gah im sorry!! i always forget mentioning your predators is a microaggression… i will make it up to you by laying vegan cheese on your body and placing you into the sun to bake

and a mouse sized brain but don’t worry sweetie you have the heart of an alley cat <33

i thought mice were supposed to be good at hoarding trinkets

thought of it while i was cleaning the sink pipes your honor i was possessed by the soul of a blue collar republican i can’t be held responsible