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"i won't raise taxes on anyone making less than 400k a year"
me appropriately responding to someone truama dumping according to the cultural mores of our time:
nothing about interaction with coworkers comes naturally to me. i'm always this stilted awkward mess that struggles to speak casually, and rather opt for a broken facsimile of professionalism. our environment and interaction is artificial and forced i don't know how to pretend i'm not pretending.
least bad minecraft sucks vid gets at this, but the solution is basically "go out of your way to hinder progression because otherwise its not fun", which if that doesn't indicate bad game design idk what does
@adorable.mom is this allowed??? 😳😳😳
i’ve never played any metroid games can i come sit on your lap while i learn how to platform
not about you
monogomoids are so painfully stupid and even ostensibly (progressive, radical, queer, take your pick) are afflicted with terminal adhesion to patriarchal liberalism, infecting every nook and cranny of their existential character with the rule of Freedom, Equality, Property and Bentham.
what about the secret d***tw*** i keep in the basement
istg cohabitation trashcan fills up 4x speed
your autism is too autistic for the autism test
not the slices i would have expected
debugging with bae is super comff
“if she’s not willing to change when you’re her boyfriend, do you really think she’s going to change for you when she’s your wife? probably not because then she has collateral too”
bro i can’t 😭
twitter autoscroll video is such a bad feature
you’ll watch a police shooting and then suddenly an earrape meme video autoplays
aToJ is the only fully functional joke but “recycles adorno’s ideas” made me giggle
at times?? constantly you aspie freak (/pos)
:c i’m sorry, that’s rlly uncomfy
prxr will fight the haters with me don’t you worry >:3
but /gen i will contribute to fansly redistribution efforts if you go through with it
(it is actually mediated but nonetheless it would actually be ‘unproductive’ labor in the marxist sense [well, depending on the particulars, there could still be valorization and capital accumulation, but there’s no way my neet jules would stoop so low] which is great news!)
W soap!!!
if you had a fansly i would pay, not to view lewd images but as a money laundering scheme
paresh im ngl bro you're doing a video essay plot summary rn. we've all read marx homie get on with it
crypto bros dont flame me i have no idea what im talking about
as much as i adore the idea of having an archive of our conversations, i think the record would reflect poorly on me as a partner
artisans prolly