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are you kidding me? it’s primary use-case is something you just found out about and now want to act like is canonical doctrine everyone else is an idiot for not being familiar with

extremely American VNs with japanese honorifics and settings are a little weird as a reader, but mostly just anthropologically cute
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like sure white lady, eat your onigiri and tell butler-san to take you to osaka so you can post on instagram and talk to your friends in American slang, live your best life girlie

one-tricking at a sufficiently high level in ranked is enough to make one a lifelong devotee of john dewey and william james


NTR writing is crazy man
Netorare Otoko no Ko


make memory safe programs in Rust, not war
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#!/bin/bash the fash
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no gods, no Haskell devs

(okay this one was too far)

anti-javascript aktion

incredible opening
Netorare Otoko no Ko

okay but my heart isn’t good at storing gigabytes of quake live footage

surely if i lean into the creepy hard enough it’ll loop back into being endearing… right?

look you know i have an archiving problem (don’t even get me started on the days of footage i have of you)

obviously, i have a dedicated folder

that’s why we need a curated magazine !! and they were very good dw

ngl i don’t know licenses i just grabbed one out of a hat, but im pretty sure you just made that up nice try

she askeeeedd (because i was gassing you up) we should make a porn mag featuring just you to simplify things

implied MIT license i’m in the clear

my friend went to the zoo

its super in-style rn we have no choice but to stan

ur so hot ur so hot ur so hot

OKAY UR SO REAL FOR THIS

what’re you gna read tonight mommy ?

on my hands and knees yelping for you 🥺🐾

i’m conflicted bc the banter is actually one of the most pernicious toxic masc things in male-dominated spaces but on the other hand it’s so damn funny (and he was so hot b4 its actually so sad)


uh-uhm,,, meow i mean um,,, meow ah srry i mean,,,,,,,,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

well we can’t have you making choices for yourself, now can we? don’t worry darling i’ll make all the decisions for you, don’t worry your pretty little head about a thing ^-^
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i forgot ur in ur 2nd wave feminism arc this won’t go over well

she’s good for it, trust i’ll let you borrow her some time

words i never thought id hear kasey say

that’s heat, absolute banger babe
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i’m yearning now,,,,,,

if u post it i will move in with you and then evict you

but she’s frowning at me and smelly don’t “it’s just a blue door ma’am” me >:(

i sent you a pic once forever ago with my tongue out and i’ve been horrified of it ever since and wanted to die

what is this windy bear supposed to inspire in me

i thought you were embarrassed that’s why i censored


i agree tbh, i was skeptical before but we found the one valid application

probability this stays up: 37%

at my funeral: willow is survived by her loyal oomfs: isaac juli parasite mary anna oh and kasey ig
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probably for the best that this one stayed in the drafts

cons - opportunity cost of my like 3 wfh days