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revisiting one of my favorite videos and sharing with the class
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vscodium is my darling swamp rat

nope apparently that’s notepad++

see that’s respectable too


ME and its comfy >:( super+d lookin ass

you just don’t know how to use my based setup \(๑ -`. ‘- ๑)/

you are gaslighting the audience omg


girl sitting on your lap: “i feel like im piloting an eva” ._.

THATS THE ISSUE YOU WERE ASLEPE ON TOP OF ME

if she doesn’t let me out of bed soon i am going to get a UTI
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but she’s too cute to move, a worthy price to pay ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

therapist: giant majed isn’t real, he can’t hurt you giant majed:

it will be 0000 until the day i die (or work decides to stop enforcing one to use my email)
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also omg kasey kat i am literally such a feminist look roll eyes 🙄
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i would never say kasey kat you can at least try to make it believable
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WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY UOUR TEST RESULTS NOT MINE WTF

feminism ruined egirls
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you’re gonna get me cancelled you have to stop doing this babe

shdksjhshd help omg i'm still giggling

the ultimate centrist position

you can't make this up
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broke: loli and zoo bad woke: it's fine actually #freevaush2024 bespoke: it's bad because its ai generated

wow i'm surprised, first time without a strike in a year, and i'm on track to drop the terrorism warning now too a paragon of virtue i am (cucked advertiser-friendly sellout)
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the terrorism promotion in question

what kind of monster maps side mouse buttons to volume up and volume down
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alt + ← is just scuffed workaround for browsing, and hardly better than moving the mouse like a neanderthal and how do you melee in-game ;-;


yes wife i will certainly comply with this request 🥺💖🥰✨🦋
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girls will literally steal your phone and post on your account to reply to themselves

damn you’re right, can’t believe i’m dating her

biggest self report all time

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i want to feel sought after


hyperlink rot is genuinely terrifying and depressing

my foot fetish is like quantum physics - the object is only definite once the wave function collapses under observation so what i’m saying is, post feet and we’ll see how much of a freak i am :P

hehe yeah i wasn’t worried i just thought it was funny it happened to be that one

I WAS SCROLLING WHILE DRIVING I DIDBT MEAN TO ONLY LIKE THIS ONE

holding her in my arms again makes my heart feel full

lmao dw i’m just attention baby you just have too many friends that’s the problem (actually using social media socially, yikes bestie)

its not my fault i just work here ;-;

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torrential thunderstorm would be so comfy if i didn’t have to drive in it

i feel like i’ve been posting my heart out but then girls will make a new account and be on track to surpass me in 2 weeks
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absolutely mogged in the terminally online diagnosis