me 6 months ago: haha what a tiny little screwdriver, this is surely useless, i’ll throw it away me trying to remove a m.2 screw today: :(

either that’s what happened or i just can’t find it lol

i won’t lose you this time my beloved

i was just kiddinggg get over here

i will stoically persevere through these dark times,, the gods send their strongest battles to their faggiest soldiers…

*sigh* i suppose ill have to make do with the ftm pussyboy with an incredible body

well damn that’s unfortunate i was kinda getting bored of the sex stuff and was hoping you had a personality in there somewhere

this got out of hand, i committed to the bit too hard and chased all my friends away,,,, cry cry

i actually had this tab open already from the last time i saw you send it lol i’m just too normie ;-;

🥰🥰🥰 luv u

that’s cool asf damn your font looks hard to read tho

post desktop screenshot pics? your terminal theming makes me curious

what distro do u use?

ahhh ye checks out

holy shit what

i used to that all the time, i just started to feel bad for her and the chirps n whirrs at night were too enticing when i was trying to sleep

/gen tho ty you’re undoubtedly a large contributing factor to me feeling this way <3

i’m not sure if he will fit inside 🤔

i’m so sorry will you clean up my dirty mouth with soap pls

fuck you im not an asshole!!! bitch

rare day of feeling like my body is really attractive ^-^

sometimes specific elements of my appearance feel cute but this is much more uncommon hehe

these ones aren’t small enough T-T

enough is enough. f soyciety.

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i can fix him.... estrogen could save her....

my eyes hurt so much >.> i’m tired

i kinda wish my energy wasn’t so sporadic

to every website that adds bullshit to the url of links when i click the share button: i wish you a very nice kill yourself :)

soundcloud is one of the worst offenders length-wise lol

(i will not mention the low hanging fruit that is bezos, that's a lost cause)

yeah tru, it just annoys me that it exists lol

slander (ok fair it is unhinged to get a viper ultimate for work but the keeb is some super cheapo thing i’ve been using for years and now it’s the only one i ever buy)

yup yup lil cup things it’s less fun to banter when she won’t see this for hours and isn’t attacking me back :|

that’s my preference but i don’t have the option if her mousepad is so small!!

even my work setup rn is infinitely betterrrr >:|

i can’t believe she criticized me for using high dpi when her mousepad is the size of a coaster

this is incoherent because it’s not like i spent much of my weekend immersed within what would traditionally be called the wired but mondays feel like returning to meatspace

90% of online arguments are people confusing ∀ for ∃ and vice versa

a thread of me searching “anime” in my diary

bonus meme

hard dub preference because i watch things on minimum 3-4x speed + multitask and keeping up with subs is harder dubs generally lower quality, even if many of the contributing reasons to that perception are illusory. tho often the jank adds an additional layer of enjoyment

they hated her because she told them the truth

when i die by cat hair in your room you have to taxidermize me into a sex doll and put me up for auction here

y-you wouldn’t protect the sanctity of my corpse? :(

i kinda wanna see what bsky necrophilia discourse would be like actually everyone here is horny it would be over before it began

your cats would take care of me soon enough