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are we doing things for your actual birthday


we need unchained list feeds yesterday


i have no idea what you’re talking about and neither does marie

i want to curl up with a french girl running her fingers through my hair

wrote some python today to solve something which was neat


i left the hotel at 5:30 and finally just got back at 20:30 i’m not cut out for this shit lol

the hospital i’m working at has an ai art portrait of obama as a child and im not sure how to feel about that
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i’m not kidding there are 500 other ai portraits every few feet on every single wall, exclusively of random black kids

tireless abnegation

i know i was being sarcastic too

rancid city tbh

i’m okay being earnestly lackluster for you
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or rather, i wish i was more frequently
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that’s not an idle wish, i won’t let it be

affirmation until cessation
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affirmation can be cowardly, too
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wake up and smell the bad air, dear!
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sometimes i just fill space

sat next to my boss on the 2nd flight so i couldn’t watch degen shit, instead i played shell scripts on iSH through vi on my phone

(rare white boy shocks bloomfies with perfect greeting long thought to be extinct)

i can’t wait to be home with you


women in stem stay winning


shower is fair game, i avoid urinals if i can

dw i archive them for you and they will be attached to the email after your exit interview

even before i was a tranny i was a sit-pisser
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it’s just so obviously superior

psh as if you don’t get daily voice clips of me crying already
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pure greed to demand more

*sweats profusely and begins to cry*

i’m like offensively bad at small talk, especially about myself
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my interlocutors are like professional socializers so they’re carrying but it’s still hella awk
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like she made a phone call while requiring zero emotional prep time, no shot i can play ball with that


charlotte airport is ugly asf


but mostly feelin contingency rn


thought modeled upon unenlightening experiences