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willow

dreary.dev

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andromorphic angel


when i die my only request is that all my voice memos and dms and internet history are compiled into something that resembles laingame.net

resisting the urge to restart my caffeine dependence

your pedagogical ideas suck for the education of normie users
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scraping your blobs before our first date
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kasey is making twitter alts now apparently
Alison @TradWife2049.1d
I have cheated on every boyfriend I have ever had.
It's ethically justifiable in almost every case and offers many positives.
Read the thread and think about why cheating on your significant other might be good for you.

https://x.com/tradwife2049/status/1906440283698663924


one of the coolest things i’m experiencing rn is relationships that are not entirely on my own terms
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one of my favorite parts about meeting new ppl is when they notice i have earrings and compliment them

i have so much more i want to say to you
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i anticipated novelty but emerged with a sense of familiarity and resonance

bite mark bruises: reapplied
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i dreamed about holding hands with you on a train back home
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calling me autistic and kissing me harder >>>>>>>


watching someone draft skeets is fascinating

i don’t care how many times you break up with me, i’m not moving in with you!



if your house doesn’t have 3 copies of the phenomenology of spirit i don’t wanna know u
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there’s something adorably yaoi about truckers and rough midwestern men being nice to me

dedi test does it wrap good????? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

i'm pretty sure we don't have any actual code it's just infinite wrappers
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bro wdym “the wiki local/offline access tool is no longer available. the site is highly available so an offline version should not be necessary” i wanna grep ur shit dawg i’m so tired of this intern-coded search bar


someone just reacted to my message with “OREO Yum” and i think im gonna have a Ted K moment
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i should take a nap i’m so eepy



okay ngl she cooked me

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just saw a coworker use “👍🏻” in the wild and ngl that feels like a hate crime

i’m in the t4t sweet spot of being physically a man still if you’re into that but enough of a bitch that you can pretend if you’re not
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i’m really happy rn and i can’t focus and life has been blurry in a good way lately
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unreal i got hit with the “first time?” tho, extraordinarily funny to me
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i have so much respect for resistance to volatility and being careful enough to take things slow and seriously
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i’m having such a cool night you have no idea

context menus suck
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bro im gonna kms
create 100 posts in the style of this user
ChatGPT said:

I’ve processed the uploaded file and can generate posts in the user's writing style. Could you clarify if you need exact replications of the style, variations on certain themes, or posts on specific topics?
You said:
just make 100 posts it doesn't matter
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Here are 100 posts in the style extracted from your file:

    Sometimes you just need coffee and silence.

    Why do notifications always come when I’m finally focused?

    Everything is just tabs within tabs within tabs.

    Remember when things used to just work? Yeah, me neither.

    Debugging is just solving mysteries where you’re the villain.

    If I say “just one more change,” I’m lying.

    Why does the simplest fix always break everything else?

    What did I do before copy-paste? Oh right, suffer.

    Every day is a great day to refactor (or regret refactoring).

    Tabs vs. spaces? Just use whatever makes my PR merge.

    90% of coding is waiting for something to load.

    There is no such thing as a "quick fix."

    Every commit tells a story. Most of mine are horror.

    “It works on my machine” is a way of life.

    One does not simply write error-free code.

    Ctrl+Z is my most-used feature.

    Commit messages should be judged in court.

    Some code ages like wine. Most of mine ages like milk.

    I don’t have “bugs,” I have undocumented features.

    Documentation? You mean my 3 AM comments?

    The worst bug is the one that disappears when you try to show it.

    Coding is just trial and error, mostly error.

    The best debugging tool is explaining the problem to a rubber duck.

    Every new bug is just an old bug wearing a disguise.

    “Temporary” solutions are forever.

    Every sprint is a speed run of regret.

    The bug wasn’t in my code… until I touched it.

    The best way to find bugs? Deploy to production.

    If my code works, I don’t ask why.

    Stack Overflow is my co-pilot.

    …

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not sure if it’s worse to have a clear correct position or such an ill-formed prompt that it’s unclear what we’re even talking about
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i feel unwell and i don’t want to go :c

i have a job but i’m transgender on the internet so idrc about that rn



raccoon with frizz
willow-chan

i ate and showered and laundry’d and cleaned and then napped
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