we love a good 4pm financial risk escalation on the friday before a holiday

YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS BUT I AM IN FACT. THAT BITCH.

hopefully i was more comfy and helpful than obnoxious tonight

does anyone wanna start dating to balance out my half of the polycule

okay the schedule isn’t terrible but the unstructured assignments i have suck fucking balls

THEY LOCKED DOWN MY SECURITY SO I CANT EVEN CHECK IT MYSELF

i really don’t wanna go to this meeting but after i do, my sched isn’t terrible

bruh what

as a programmer, i prefer girls with pubes. it’s better to spend my leisure time on the happy path

i genuinely have no clue how this is your full time job and you don’t know how to open network devtools

i have tgirl bladder syndrome now

kasey’s recent pinterest posting has reminded me that i still have access to the board my ex made for us lol

it can’t keep happening!!!! this is a travesty!!!! (another one of my cute customer co-workers is pregnant)

i’m like 98% sure i have a birthmark that wasn’t there before

new strat i’m going to stick my fingers in my ears and run away, everyone makes me sad

universalism is obviously massive copium right

i think it’s okay to be frustrated with decisions that open source maintainers make. yeah you can fork and maintain your own but sometimes that’s like a lot man

listening to Being as an Ocean again

i'm kinda nostalgiac for the time gail and i took a break

my corpo physically gathered 2000 employees together to listen to an irl podcast about ai

it’s been kinda bad again lately. probably caffeine twitches

something i miss about life before adulthood is that i used to be able to avoid some responsibilities because of mental health issues

this is what it’s like hanging out with kasey

i am severely tired and unwell

# waow

My world was forcibly closed. I struggled, but I sunk down below consciousness as if there were weights tied to my legs. " " I screamed something out, but the words held no shape. The outline of my ego lost its shape, and I sunk down into the depths, like a sugar cube dissolving in water.

sorry i’m just confused and desperate

michael-heinrich-fancam.mp4

new use for pdsls just dropped

bernard williams was such a bizarre little goober

👇 moron 👇

follow for my upcoming rants against equality, social justice, freedom, and democracy

some instances of segregation are fine actually

i have pretty eyes i think

The queens and the queers, yeah, they loving my shit Yeah, shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass lips AND SHOUT THE FUCK OUT TO THE GIRLS WITH THE BIG-ASS DICKS, STAY UP

oh my god i need it lol

this codebase is so cool, i love having quintuple nested wrappers

bleck i’m embarrassed and i shouldn’t care this much

offering my services to developers who want to test their software on a niche platform (android)

i need to cull followers, starting with my most active

god this megan bitch is so retarded

i need a fernposting outlet

every so often i open instagram just to see ppl from high school posting antisemitism, advertising the pyramid scheme they just joined, and getting married

Now it is over life, throughout its unfolding, that power establishes its dominion; death is power’s limit, the moment that escapes it; death becomes the most secret aspect of existence, the most “private.”

DNI if you believe in: - the law of excluded middle - non-hypothetical imperatives - human rights - intuition as normatively informative - non-stipulative definitions - intermittently tolerated happiness that doesn’t bear the marks of its own particularity

it’s quite flat and faded even more now, still noticeable but not as ugly

hi im sad

name: pronouns: height: 6’2” sexuality: sign: cancer piercings/tattoos: black earrings fav color: #f891c1 fav drink: fav food: fav animal: