you’re like my #1 candidate for affectionate accomplice

nuh uhh

she keeps collecting them like pds

does anyone wanna start dating to balance out my half of the polycule

me nd u 🥺

me before and after

diza do u wanna make a band together named “cucked by god”

we should unionize and shoot for a mental drivers license

twinning

u promised you’d drive safe missy

rlyrlyrly luv u diza ty

verbalizing it kinda makes it worse. better to just not emote and not to linger on it

text especially sucks because then it exists after i feel things and then i can be exposed to it later and feel bad again

okay the schedule isn’t terrible but the unstructured assignments i have suck fucking balls

today is my day to whine and bitch about work and i promise to try really freaking hard not to do it again

this is in non-prod too 😭 and you’re the customer using our software i’m not gonna fuck your shit up fam

THEY LOCKED DOWN MY SECURITY SO I CANT EVEN CHECK IT MYSELF

out of hand +2

she hasn’t finished voice training

i really don’t wanna go to this meeting but after i do, my sched isn’t terrible

it’s over and im relieved in a way that makes me want to cry

insert self-deprecating comment about my performance alongside dismissive disgust about the whole ordeal

bruh what

+2 this is cute carve-out

my bad

labor aristocracy girls always trying to buy people off smh

as a programmer, i prefer girls with pubes. it’s better to spend my leisure time on the happy path

this is a happy trail / happy path joke someone re-word it to make it actually funny pls

it’s evidently far more lucrative

i genuinely have no clue how this is your full time job and you don’t know how to open network devtools

i can’t have kasey hoarding u… i would liberate you from your evil landlord and we would go frolicking in the corn fields together

hey maybe stop being retarded and *** pls

freaking kahzooms

*mad was not a challenge invitation dummy

“it’s my turn on the diza kasey”

stop stop don’t demean me it hurts yeowch im so turned on

freaking woag 😵‍💫

i’m lucky there isn’t a rule 2 on here

oh my god there’s so much bsky.app/search?q=fro...

huh i feel like search links should open in-app (or yknow, at the very least open in browser)

i have tgirl bladder syndrome now

next time someone asks just pretend like they’ve caught you scheming “drat - foiled again! don’t tell anyone please!!”

it’s called “secret drawing” because i had a “drawing” board that she could view, and i didn’t want her to see. she was pretty upset when she found out