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willow

dreary.dev

did:plc:hx53snho72xoj7zqt5uice4u

andromorphic angel


turns out i am simply a moron and after updating it’s there

you’re on android tho right?

web recently updated and switched up fonts, i dont see it on ios yet but yeah its not great, especially since there’s no font size selector on mobile

the not-so-gay side of bsky

i'd adore if we could have something like this for every website
vndb display preferences with custom css

this is 9/11 for all of us in soapsville 💔

dm kasey with your username when you inevitably give in :3

check out how cool this looks tho

@nanners.bsky.social i see you liking this shit too you better show up and @nullekko.bsky.social i know your ass has a minecraft account i miss u


heart in minecraft font is a little too fruity i think

words cannot describe how uncomfortable the conversation i had today was
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picture this: a trans woman, two cis guys, and me in a conference room. somehow the convo shifts to medical insurance requiring biological sex on claims (this is normal, we work in healthcare)
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the one cis guy will not stop reminding everyone that it’s super problematic and sex != gender in a really forced way, and the trans woman is trying to describe this point about how it’s not a trans thing at all and it has been used for discrimination against cis women for years
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but the guy just keeps saying it 😭 like a nervous tick trying way too hard to be like “i’m woke ur so heccin valid” and just completely dismissing her
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treat trannies like normal people challenge: very fucking impossible

i think for a hot second you could pin other people’s posts (but it got patched)

that’s me, i’m some

to all you dress-obsessed freaks, does an XXXL sweatshirt count? that’s pretty close right

your adoring fans also need you to start the most mid podcast of all time


yea but i wasnt there meow


needed something to hold me over and i didn’t wanna bother my princess ☺️

your dick vs mine

it mostly worked thanks

jules can u knock me out so i can get 3 hours of sleep before work

futanari no elf

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honorable mentions
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new bsky release broke my css waaaa
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cya gamers in a few months when this fragile thing breaks completely
/*
stupid terrible awful no good search bar on activate
select the search bar to make active, take note of the properties on the right sidebar
(you can't copy because that would be clicking and make inactive)
(and the existing :active shit doesn't work bc its not bare balls html yayayayayay)
then manually write out each property - fuck you. i hope they never update
*/
div[style="z-index: 10; position: absolute; inset: 0px; border-radius: 8px; background-color: rgb(28, 39, 50); border-color: rgb(16, 131, 254); border-width: 2px;"] {
    border-color: var(--theme-pink) !important;
}
div > svg > path[d="M11 5a6 6 0 1 0 0 12 6 6 0 0 0 0-12Zm-8 6a8 8 0 1 1 14.32 4.906l3.387 3.387a1 1 0 0 1-1.414 1.414l-3.387-3.387A8 8 0 0 1 3 11Z"][fill="hsl(211, 99%, 53%)"] {
    fill: var(--light-pink) !important;
}

inimitable in promo skeet is crazy (and true)

i'm gonna kill the ui designer at youtube that clearly has worryingly terrible eyesight
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i'll buy you a prescription if you stop making everything so obnoxiously large!!
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"market research shows that users get confused if more than 3 video thumbnails are on the screen at the same ti-" *gunshots*

i'm sorry for breaking soundcloud everybody

i love cosmonaut man they’re so stupid 😭
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i like that this can be read ambiguously as either: 1. yt-dlp will work soon due to my efforts 2. yt-dlp doesn’t work yet because i did such a terrible job (2 is correct)

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interestingly tho the desire isn’t shota-core it’s more overconfident testosterone-fueled 17yo

noooo i need at least milf70thPercentiling, USA 7s are like platonic 4s

i’ll settle for milfmidding for now, im still new to this demographic after all, can’t be too picky 😁

thank you eris!!! with your support i know i can succeed 😁

chat i think i wanna fuck a middle aged mom

i said *look pretty* that’s kinda hard to do wearing the ugliest genre of garment ever conceived

blawg ain’t no way my customer is paying $200/hour for me to sit here and look pretty

lol me too it’s very silly. this entire customer is corpo-woke

that’s not perfect because it still like starts in the first place but idk another way, and tbh i never notice it