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willow

dreary.dev

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andromorphic angel


perfect size and consistency


i’ll send you a script


🤨moo deng IS the cocksleeve

moo deng cocksleeve

holy shit i almost just ended my teams message with “:3”
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i’m not meant for straight society….

yea lol, it’s a lil jank to have lines for specific people but they make sense as distinct categories xd
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all of them could conceivably be enlarged (irl friends, partner, online friends) but for the moment i only have one of each :P


at the bsky slumber party i’m bringing my wii and we’re playing Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

i like that their hair is bad and they don’t emote properly, and that there is sexual tension. i like the muted colors and aggression. trying and failing is a beautiful thing

true debian warrior right here

twinky boys that are terrible actors 🤤

can i say something without everyone getting mad…

northernlion: there are FleshTubers that are corporate owned? yes it’s me, every day i go to work
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haha you’ve never worked in a restaurant, it’s always like that
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THE PATIO IS FULL, THOSE DUMBFUCK HOSTS SAT 3 TWELVE-TOPS AT ONCE, I HAVENT SAT DOWN SINCE BRUNCH THIS MORNING, WE 86’D THE RIBEYE AND NOW SOME OLD FUCK IS MAD AT ME, THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY AND THE EXPO WON’T TALK TO ME, FUCKING SIMON DIDNT DO PREP WORK ON THURSDAY AND NOW WE’RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
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it’s like the calming waves of youth washing over me 😌

that show is so chill, it reminds me of working in a restaurant when i was in high school


* playlist makes me feel complex things
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maybe i’ll get over her some day, but i hope not
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i hope she’s okay. i know she is. she’s very strong. she’s worth crying for.

have you seen the main Client Systems wiki lol
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erm actually we have a separate subdivision for printers and drivers, unless the configuration lives in this Text menu 12 layers beyond something titled “Misc. Config” (where we keep all of our critical infrastructure). why are you bothering me with this?

woah alice! little hostile there

juli your unemployment is showing (none of wagies have any clue what we’re doing)
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hegel scolding a small guatemalan child with FLStudio for not producing art in its highest vocation

i’m low on gas (and you need a jacket)

as long as i can get to dark mode and keep it i’m happy
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ime tho system level respect is less reliable and less intuitive for users (or maybe it’s just more noticeable when it goes wrong and i have no means to fix it myself)

your roommate is right

enigmatic and mysterious, that handsome devil is simply impossible to get a read on


😅 hi everyone i’m new around here, hope i can make some friends

budget is tight sorry, just gave my last couch money to this guy

what will i do with all this free time now that i save so many syllables


lol i accidentally posted this to the wrong account

truer words have never been spoken Godemperor Soapillius Soapington III

in case anyone was unconvinced you were a man before...



missed a one block vertical jump for raw beef


your worst nightmare >:)