ok but what if it was bloomfies stitching each other and being cute unorthodox individual interest promoters raise eyebrow flat face is bc tiktok culture is a blight on the human race

i did it yesterday it wasn’t so bad ^^ you could be cute

their ability to read has atrophied 😢 site is worthless

i think it’d be really cute if tiktok users and bsky users swapped platforms for a day

like what would be produced if you keep the culture constant and swap the medium of expression

good call tbh, i’d be such a mid girl

well in that case i can be a girl if you need me to be 💖

picturing some sort of fagbag type situation in the locker

lol i can’t tell if im actually making you uncomfy or not im just playing you can be straight in peace *pat pat*

for now <3

what a shame,,, well i’ll just be here in the locker when you change your mind and get curious :*

stay out of this >:3 you had your chance and squandered the opportunity by delegating

are you suuuure? it’d be so tight in here and i’d be enveloped by your scent 🤤

p-please be gentle 🥺

do u wanna make out in the locker with me instead ? :3

this is a new low for you juli

smh terrorizing the bsky ranked ladder

you can’t keep smurfing like this it’s not fair to all of us that aren’t on your level

yea ofc, the issue is the whole labor thing

yeah it’s fair irl is super fulfilling with right peeps but nothing can match the raw productivity of not leaving my house for 3 weeks watching anime and reading philosophy

wtf put me down ur not my mom (i haven’t landed on a metaphor yet)

🥺 i’m neeeeedyyy

yeah obvi, the op was an admission of defeat

/gen kinda do miss being terminally online degen days

yeah if you don’t count sleep or doing anything else tho honestly i’m just a consooomer so i don’t mind

“i’m not sure how i’m on track to surpass anyone” my brother in christ you posted 1,200 times in 6 days

“a little to one” goes hard

woahg holy shit you can be shinji you can be shinji need need need need

wtf who said you get to be shinji

if hetero kaworu (me) and you (boy) kissed, her fujo ass would be into it anyway

i’m being cyberbullied and there’s no one left to help me

doomed to be hetero 😔

look i stole it from someone else’s screenshot and the original account got suspended so you’re gonna have to deal with it

coworker stumbled over my pronouns lol cute “she- uhh.. he…?” *trailed off and kept talking*

as you can all verify now i’m quite cis presenting idk how that happens,, but i like it uwu

hi

wdym i made this up myself when i looked over at my rice cabinet and saw my organic forbidden rice from thrive market

socialism entails the abolition of organic food

who forbade it tho

“you have the body type of a young athenian boy ready to be dicked down by a spartan” thanks

i wonder if her neighbors think i’m just a hired boy-maid given the amount of cleaning supplies i bring in and trash i take out

i might delete this thread later but idk i feel like dms should become public domain after a bit bc they’re cute and fun and lil historical archives

these were good times lol cute