wtf was i doing in 2022 man

hmmm tru >.<

same position and everything asktfbkfsaj

omg wait i unironically did the meme a few days ago

i had long hair as a kid and one time the cashier asked my mom “and does your daughter want a girl toy with that?” and i was glowing with joy for the next week

another honorable mention: in middle school we went on some camp retreat thing and i was laying on a picnic table while a group of girls braided my hair while we waited for announcements. the principal came over and said “ladies she’s very pretty but you have to go sit down now” :3

yum 😋

hoping none of you are good at geoguesser

me 6 months ago: haha what a tiny little screwdriver, this is surely useless, i’ll throw it away me trying to remove a m.2 screw today: :(

either that’s what happened or i just can’t find it lol

i won’t lose you this time my beloved

i was just kiddinggg get over here

i will stoically persevere through these dark times,, the gods send their strongest battles to their faggiest soldiers…

*sigh* i suppose ill have to make do with the ftm pussyboy with an incredible body

well damn that’s unfortunate i was kinda getting bored of the sex stuff and was hoping you had a personality in there somewhere

this got out of hand, i committed to the bit too hard and chased all my friends away,,,, cry cry

i actually had this tab open already from the last time i saw you send it lol i’m just too normie ;-;

🥰🥰🥰 luv u

that’s cool asf damn your font looks hard to read tho

post desktop screenshot pics? your terminal theming makes me curious

what distro do u use?

ahhh ye checks out

holy shit what

i used to that all the time, i just started to feel bad for her and the chirps n whirrs at night were too enticing when i was trying to sleep

/gen tho ty you’re undoubtedly a large contributing factor to me feeling this way <3

i’m not sure if he will fit inside 🤔

i’m so sorry will you clean up my dirty mouth with soap pls

fuck you im not an asshole!!! bitch

rare day of feeling like my body is really attractive ^-^

sometimes specific elements of my appearance feel cute but this is much more uncommon hehe

these ones aren’t small enough T-T

enough is enough. f soyciety.

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i can fix him.... estrogen could save her....

my eyes hurt so much >.> i’m tired

i kinda wish my energy wasn’t so sporadic

to every website that adds bullshit to the url of links when i click the share button: i wish you a very nice kill yourself :)

soundcloud is one of the worst offenders length-wise lol

(i will not mention the low hanging fruit that is bezos, that's a lost cause)

yeah tru, it just annoys me that it exists lol

slander (ok fair it is unhinged to get a viper ultimate for work but the keeb is some super cheapo thing i’ve been using for years and now it’s the only one i ever buy)

yup yup lil cup things it’s less fun to banter when she won’t see this for hours and isn’t attacking me back :|

that’s my preference but i don’t have the option if her mousepad is so small!!

even my work setup rn is infinitely betterrrr >:|

i can’t believe she criticized me for using high dpi when her mousepad is the size of a coaster

this is incoherent because it’s not like i spent much of my weekend immersed within what would traditionally be called the wired but mondays feel like returning to meatspace

90% of online arguments are people confusing ∀ for ∃ and vice versa