a thread of me searching “anime” in my diary

bonus meme

hard dub preference because i watch things on minimum 3-4x speed + multitask and keeping up with subs is harder dubs generally lower quality, even if many of the contributing reasons to that perception are illusory. tho often the jank adds an additional layer of enjoyment

they hated her because she told them the truth

when i die by cat hair in your room you have to taxidermize me into a sex doll and put me up for auction here

y-you wouldn’t protect the sanctity of my corpse? :(

i kinda wanna see what bsky necrophilia discourse would be like actually everyone here is horny it would be over before it began

your cats would take care of me soon enough

there is yet hope in the universe i will be cured inshallah

omg i would be deceased immediately that’s so many never lacking for cuddles tho i spose

i’m dying right now pls sned help

i saw black kitty yesterday do you have more?

ok google, how to develop immunity to cat allergy

revisiting one of my favorite videos and sharing with the class

i know it’s too long to share and not particularly novel, ig just documenting and valuing the reaffirmation of a thought process i’m feeling right now and the significance it holds in my life. denpa vlogs make me feel not alone

vscodium is my darling swamp rat

nope apparently that’s notepad++

see that’s respectable too

YOU ARE TROLLING

ME and its comfy >:( super+d lookin ass

you just don’t know how to use my based setup \(๑ -`. ‘- ๑)/

you are gaslighting the audience omg

>.<

girl sitting on your lap: “i feel like im piloting an eva” ._.

THATS THE ISSUE YOU WERE ASLEPE ON TOP OF ME

if she doesn’t let me out of bed soon i am going to get a UTI

but she’s too cute to move, a worthy price to pay ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

therapist: giant majed isn’t real, he can’t hurt you giant majed:

it will be 0000 until the day i die (or work decides to stop enforcing one to use my email)

also omg kasey kat i am literally such a feminist look roll eyes 🙄

i would never say kasey kat you can at least try to make it believable

WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY UOUR TEST RESULTS NOT MINE WTF

feminism ruined egirls

you’re gonna get me cancelled you have to stop doing this babe

shdksjhshd help omg i'm still giggling

the ultimate centrist position

you can't make this up

broke: loli and zoo bad woke: it's fine actually #freevaush2024 bespoke: it's bad because its ai generated

wow i'm surprised, first time without a strike in a year, and i'm on track to drop the terrorism warning now too a paragon of virtue i am (cucked advertiser-friendly sellout)

the terrorism promotion in question

what kind of monster maps side mouse buttons to volume up and volume down

alt + ← is just scuffed workaround for browsing, and hardly better than moving the mouse like a neanderthal and how do you melee in-game ;-;

yes wife i will certainly comply with this request 🥺💖🥰✨🦋

girls will literally steal your phone and post on your account to reply to themselves

damn you’re right, can’t believe i’m dating her

biggest self report all time

!foryou