poaster metamour…

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synchronous kasey tapes are nice

i like recording my conversations so i can listen back to them

you’d like the concept i think

you’ll hear in the convo i just sent you, i pulled it up for her irl

y’all would understand my gender a lot better if you remembered my name was chosen as an unenthusiastic replacement because kasey thought the old one was ugly bsky.app/profile/did:...

this one is actually pretty straightforward if you're in the know. numbani is an overwatch map and capture point A is surrounded by high ground. if the attacking team does not take high ground in some way to dislodge the defending team, they are typically at a significant disadvantage

my pathing sucks bro i went low ground on numbani A

i just screamed “THANK YOU!! THANK YOU! OH MY GOD” in my car, it’s cool finally having 3 bloomfs that have read something

you get it

i fucking hate the proletariat

if you ever need to shoot me or an imposter, kill the one you agree with

fwiw i’m not even trying to be cute or clever when im like this, everyone just has really backwards values imo

i’m gonna make out with you hamburglar style

if you have a tech job in the US and you complain about the price of any of your consumptive habits i think you’re basically an idiot

if my moots argue, get ready for the retreat to my real take that removes everything between “if you” and “complain”. but like cmon especially that group

people interpreting this pair of skeets as exclusively targeting high salary to expense ratios are ngmi

the chicago route of this drive is so much worse but twiki is lovely midwest roadtrip company

i was about to make a similar thread to this one

my girlfriends are retarded

MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE

i’ll swing by to fill up didi’s tank and we’ll fit in a quickie

strangest prostitution racket i’ve ever been apart of, i have to say

can you believe she booked me back to back like that

it was important

my punk band is now recruiting 4-5 bassists. we already have the french horn covered

good meowning 2 u 2 ^+^

i literally love dinah she’s such a sweetheart

you’re so cool sorry for being so skittish all the time

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EXCUSE ME???

did i do a good job of pretending to be incensed

i’ve done it on calls but i don’t think i’ve been clocked for it yet

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pinboards.jeroba.xyz works with arbitrary at-uri btw

shout out @number-one-warned.rat.mom

she said my compulsive tapping is very on-beat :3

i’m ace and it breaks me too

slow wet kisses are so peak when you have an auditory fetish

dating a girl with adhd is fun because i get to watch one episode (and only one episode) of every anime she’s ever seen