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willow

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andromorphic angel


i wanna be jobless (smartness optional)

i love that this post lives rent free in your head



it’s only fair considering what we watched you do the last time we were together

that’s ok i lied, i don’t like drinking so we can just cuddle instead


i wanna be juliet when i grow up
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yes but it’s only an issue because all i have access to is like 3 approved duplo blocks and i can’t write anything myself

CER rule comparing two properties, one is delimited one is not. PAF wrapped around a CER is a thing but idk about the reverse. some ppl needed to make custom code to do this years ago lol

did you know that removing delimiters from a string is literally impossible
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i am sensitive to light
work recognition certificate
official certification
darkest office
is presented to [redacted]
feb 26 2025
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honestly a bit offended bc most of the time i’m sharing an office and it makes me miserable

if it weren’t personally experienced as infuriating, interacting with people that work at different levels of abstraction would be fascinating
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translation: (project) management is full of morons fucking dreadful to know that i effectively fill that role for others


😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

get your mind out of the gutter missy

remain silent on others’ metaphors, with the caveat that the metaphors of those with which you most frequently intercourse are also your own




what if we are already friends,,, or is “being friends” always “becoming friends”? brilliant point didi! yes


anyway that’s what’s running pds.moe and rat.mom lol

trying to hold back laughter while my customer profusely apologizes for mispronouncing my deadname

the gangs all here

kasey

Curation list


our terminal at work has retarded quotes that display every time you launch and it really adds to the whole vibe of ideological secretion
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“The true business of a liberal education is greatness” - Nathan Pusey, president, Harvard University kys maybe

i love that my friends are relatively amoral
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so was @bad-dragon.bsky.bot (and it won’t let me facet waaa)
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this post is dedicated to my favorite poster

wish i looked more gaunt


i don’t even know how to succinctly describe the clusterfuck of nested meetings about meetings i’ve somehow been tasked with in skeet-length format

my finger slipped while typing an exclamation point so my teams message accidentally looked super fruity Yep!~
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andrew tate voice: why are you, as a man, using a character that looks like sperm? what, you wanna swallow some? you wanna kiss me passionately with my children in your mouth? i would hate that, faggot

we’ve already entered the next low-quality willow posting arc


caught another one 🥳

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