LMFAOO i got the “are you male or female” from TSA

gender euphoric pat down ☺️

my corpo is not the brightest bunch, they just replaced uBo with AdGuard and then disabled all mv2, not realizing AdGuard is also mv2

imagining blundering that hard in front of like 15k ppl, i think i’d kms

i disagree with basically everything she says but the genre of this channel is so up my alley

oh nice i found the post i was looking for

it is one of the oddest code switching moments, for me it’s usually the opposite like i Yap Like Guys when i’m stuck with only dudes but when one girls and gays™ show up im like whew i can be normal now

i do this all the time

you should support us tbh

all i’m saying is, more than half the vids are about mint…

aly is beating me to death with hammers

now who would do something terrible like that

goals

i wasn’t into it at all until i had a very convincing experience

yay i found it :)

ratio

CFO just shook my hand and said “ohhh you’re guy with that picture thing”

corporate interactions are all of the bureaucracy of informed consent with none of the payoff

sending emails with a bunch of links knowing that no one will click any of them, like i could put whatever i want there

yes these are the pressing problems of my life don’t you feel bad for me

eepy lil enbies when they say “i’m not tiredddd >.<“ then conk out for 11 hours and miss their meeting

jk my phone died so my alarm didn’t go off but i woke up anyway B)

chat i’m gonna fuck a 4’11” southern chick with face piercings

(our waitress recognized us from last year)

she was like “i specifically remember *you*” and grinned all cutie at me 😵‍💫

if the tarball too big, split into smaller chunks also an insanely stupid solution bc it has to run multiple times even if it did work as intended

just discovered some genuinely terrible bash that gets used in production

get the total count of all files (subdirs excluded) in a directory. half that count. loop over everything in the directory (incl. subdirs???) and increment i. do shit on the item, but break when i *equals* the half count (if half is not an integer, we never break)

stick to m blawg ur ngmi

internal extension broke with mv2 EOL oh noez ૮(╥﹏╥)ა

idk how to mockingly fernpost

perceptive

virgin housing policy wonk vs chad “the boomers will die and it’ll sort itself out”

futur btfo

the world is way less complicated than i think it is

i keep forgetting

getting clocked by my limp wrist handshake

sorry fellas i’m not your kind

for all its faults, at least my job doesn’t usually make me work in a cubicle farm

only on special occasions ^_^

i will as soon as i can escape the judgmental eyes of my 3 middle-aged coworkers

bro my rental is a massive ford f150 and i can’t stop thinking about this post

feeling the temptation

so pissed i get no results for “vermin of the street”

i still have yet to master packing my bags to optimize for changing clothes when i arrive

girl who only uses garbage collected languages has no idea how to manage a stack, how predictable