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so fun fact, my phone died on the phone with insurance
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someone crashed into my car lol

ah shit my phones gonna die


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some coworker wouldn’t believe me when i told him how something worked. i emailed a 20y tenure dev with the hopes of getting a quick “fuck off, duh” gut check reply, which i got. nice, mission accomplished. THEN THIS MORON REPLIES WITH A COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUESTION
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bus......my such big bus ......

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i love how me and my bloomfs use threads to their full extent by spawling into a bunch of unrelated bullshit in each reply chain

every time i get a stray interaction here i pray that it doesn’t get traction again before they fix it
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bro we are never escaping petit bourgeois artisanal anarchism 😭😭

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could you imagine how hype it would be if hailey had simply replied to nemo: "fuck off retard" it would have been the greatest day in bsky history
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weeeeeeee

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this relationship is so funny
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chat what christmas gifts should i ask my parents for

reminder that marx didn’t have a LTV

i don’t know if i’m ready but you’re acting so petty she said what’s the problem i said there’s too fucking many i don’t know if i regret it i wish i could forget it but if i said i love you then you know i fucking meant it
https://soundcloud.com/polearm/regret
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i told a doctor i was not sexually active today
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tbh i get it, if i was one of 25 contract workers and our third party vendor sent eight whole cases to review, i'd Ctrl+A ban too. #worklifebalance
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me: *sucking on kasey’s water bottle in the sabrina carpenter pose* kasey: “there’s no water in there dipshit”


ngl after seeing what the actual userbase is like, i think it’s basically a worthless endeavor to continue being invested in bsky. i have very little hope left for this project’s success. even if they are successful on their own terms, i think that would be the worst possible outcome.
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my eyes are wobbly and i should probably be more concerned about that

some of my slightly older coworkers interact with me like a camp counselor trying to be cool

exhausted and caffeinated is not a fun combo


i have a take but i will be excommunicated if i share it
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"how decentralized is bluesky really?" bsky mods: allow me to demonstrate ^_^

this is great btw, wish i had it sooner
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friendship ended with ffprobe, now mediainfo is my best friend

i had a dream jonas told kasey “your girlfriend showed me <link>, and it works really well” and that made me happi
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if you're microblogging in a way that inspires replies, you're doing it wrong
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an inordinate portion of my life has been dedicated to repairing 6x6es that have popped
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i was supposed to be logged out man... sorry for thread spam.

ok idc im still talking about this because everyone is doing wack tech political philosophy
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ok i’m logging out again 👋

dm leaks have confirmed that i am in fact aromantic

this is the realest shit destiny has ever done
Rose 07/07/2022 5:43 pm
Did anything specific happen that made you want to try the plug?
Destiny 07/07/2022 5:43 pm
Was just home masturbating thinking about sucking on a guy and I decided to try it
Rose 07/07/2022 5:43 pm
Where did you get it from?
Destiny 07/07/2022 5:44 pm
It's Melina's lol



fwiw this is a somewhat tepid statement, and i’m less familiar with how the metaphor is used in its technical sense. and it certainly isn’t an endorsement of centralization (but this is kind of cheap bc it’s not like i have fleshed out alternative).
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mary/cinnamon win hands down sorry

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Listening to dubs at 4x speed with the window at 30% opacity on a second monitor while playing Minecraft counts as watching anime. Listening to dubs at 4x speed with the window at 30% opacity on a second monitor while playing Minecraft counts as watching anime. Listening to dubs at 4x speed with the

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