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remain silent on others’ metaphors, with the caveat that the metaphors of those with which you most frequently intercourse are also your own
trying to hold back laughter while my customer profusely apologizes for mispronouncing my deadname
wish i looked more gaunt
T-T
i don’t even know how to succinctly describe the clusterfuck of nested meetings about meetings i’ve somehow been tasked with in skeet-length format
we’ve already entered the next low-quality willow posting arc
y’all would understand my gender a lot better if you remembered my name was chosen as an unenthusiastic replacement because kasey thought the old one was ugly
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my pathing sucks bro i went low ground on numbani A
pvp is worthless because everyone ignores the syllabus
1 repliesthe chicago route of this drive is so much worse but twiki is lovely midwest roadtrip company
1 repliescan you believe she booked me back to back like that
my punk band is now recruiting 4-5 bassists. we already have the french horn covered
heh i feel a lot of conflicting emotions being she-gendered irl lol, especially when im the weakest link in the pack it feels like im selling out the gang
1 repliesshe said my compulsive tapping is very on-beat :3
slow wet kisses are so peak when you have an auditory fetish
dating a girl with adhd is fun because i get to watch one episode (and only one episode) of every anime she’s ever seen
these distinctions do not serve me, but they structure the conversation so i’ll play along for now
my horny ass could not make it through 150 episodes of hunter hunter
my pool of metaphors has become more viscous and it makes swimming a bit harder
corpo gf that takes work frustrations out by aggressively kissing her student artist gf
on all levels except physical, i am not a trans woman
kinda annoyed and feeling pvp mode but dealing with the consequences will make me more annoyed
oh nice only 160 miles until my next exit