how to get way more glumpted at ur job: work an unreasonable amount of hours

ice soup? more like baja blast soup

it is genuinely so funny that whenever HB gets an issue with the charge router they’re like guys!!! don’t do that!!!

“the document you linked related to HB mostly involve using charge handler macros to set info on UCLs, which has the potential to go Very Wrong and are in general not the recommended response”

pussy beta bitch i setitem shit all day long

finally atrioc went woke and understands that literacy is an imperialist tool of the state

saw a Classic Gay in the hallway today, they don’t make too many lispy queers in the midwest like that

hit or miss, i guess i never hit huh

can’t lie it’s sometimes nice when my worksona gets headpats

frankly this one is still baffling to me, it’s comically unclear to me why they feel so strongly about it

in fairness the woke kid crusader is kind of a myoron, we’d probably be better off with a dev that just made the PR. but didn’t that already happen actually? i don’t recall lol

if we add one column to our internal db the sky will fall down

whoever worked on the markdown editor for sherlock did a terrible job tbh

headline: treatlerite tech workers demand management hire a mary to make the ux of their ticketing system not atrocious, but the actual hitlerites are holding the line and refusing to hire anyone without citizenship

they’re not afraid to take this to the supreme court again, our collective bargaining is futile

and we’re never getting a pronouns field

she’s got colored short curls like kailee in that one mv

i still don’t really get how medusa blew up, f**k u is obvi goated. i liked a fair amount of here in your bedroom, and she has some solid singles. she’s v inconsistent unfort

i’m trying so hard not to hate my prelude TS she’s just so awkward man 😭😭😭

the new amb chick is cute tho

i’m drowning in pussy over here, what a fantastic customer assignment

don’t worry claims, you’re still my forbidden sweetheart

predictably, breakcore artists transitioning into something new now that the meta has moved on are having a hard time

part of it is obviously due to the relatively low barrier to entry to making something serviceable in their home genre, but also like there were people pulling off genuinely innovative trickshots that are now just a little lost

the genre conventions just also gave a ton of guardrails and structure to innovate inside of, and without that, it’s understandably disorienting and demanding of a whole host of novel skills that they didn’t have to exercise before

not to mention the brute fact of community and collective taste-making, it’s easy to see how one might feel formless in its absence

this thread, in other words: i’m still following a lot of artists that put out miss after miss at this point, and can’t help but take pity on the poor little guys. rooting for ya, hope you git gud soon

malespo no longer works on her for an amazing reason

if you have a user-configurable logic system you should use “BUT” instead of “AND” as conjunction operator and close all complaints as Not A Bug

user skissue

do i count as male validation

close enough right

if you squint

i go back and forth on whether at-uri in the bsky client/composer be treated like facets

admittedly the bizarre use case i have in mind is linking to another post without quoting them and also not having to use a specific domain, which at that point you should kind of disregard the aesthetic presentation maybe

i know it’d be useful for other things and would probably cause more trouble than it’s worth, but i figured i’m big enough to admit my pedestrian arena of concern

many people are saying i have hips like an angel

you don’t know them they go to another school

my brain is kind of like if they made a cpu multithreaded by sequentially doing one instruction on each

stick around for more poor understandings of computer architecture and their metaphorical applicability to philosophy of mind (so regular philosophy of mind)

a little gossip is good for the soul

they finally got me on the female/child leaderboard

i predict my death will be caused by my tendency to curl up in a ball under the covers when one day i seal it too perfectly and cut off the oxygen supply

most embarrassing last words ever

homage to the original

yay new hikki vid is v cozy

she’s just like me fr

“hemming and hawing” is such a southern american phrase

oh huh maybe we imported it from england