i’m more ambivalent (and frankly feel mostly disgust for this account) nowadays, but there’s no denying it’s been directly life-altering at this point

meowd mega goated

bro some lady sent me PHI in an email today with the subject line that said “encrypt” like honey it doesn’t work like that 😭

and thus i commanded the insecure protocol to secure itself

i’m sure it’s the fault of her org’s custom mail solution poorly handling external addresses but it’s still funny

it’s very funny having techie friends doing contemporary stuff and then working with ancient orgs raw dogging war crimes in the wires

and i ain’t talking BDC or Gallery 🗣️

the guy kasey ran over with her car if he saw my posts: 😡

i’m in a bubbly mood in my correspondence today

mostly because i feel like i have a solid understanding of everything im being asked and i skipped a bunch of bummer meetings i didn’t wanna go to

i may have stayed late today but if i didn’t figure out the answer and put in a response in, my mind wouldn’t have been at peace

i’m not quite putting up kasey numbers but i sure have been waging today

me: xxxxxxx kasey: xxxxxxxxxxxxx hailey: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

that’s a bar graph

i’ve been listening too much music

NEVERMIND I REMEMBERED YOU EXIST

SCENECORE REVIVALLLLLLL

unlearn yourself

relearn yourself

it’s something you teach me every time, but it’s something you never learn yourself. it hurts but it can be figured out.

love twiki

blegh it’s bright and i’m low energy again

“closing as this hasn’t come up in the past four years” is crazy

same chick on the customer too lmfao

you still know how to make me exhale honey cinny

my heart sinks and my eyes swell while an out of tune piano plays along

bittersweet ^^

cops everywhere waow

incredible

one strap backpack is my vibe

that’s only because my bad dragon order hasn’t arrived, then i can put two in

i’m so funny man

you're all poised and i'm made of poison !!!

kitty kitty kitty

don’t fucking SLEEP on this shit

fwiw is such a fun acronym

life hack for name-angst queers: work with english language learners and have them spontaneously riff on your given name

i have so many open issues i wanna do hot girl shit instead of my next 3 hours of meetings

well by hgs i don’t mean hgs, i mean solving little problems in the wires

wiwwow dis brokie (๑ ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾ here’s fix \(oヮo)/

we popped off chat

i pulled up to this meeting totally blind and i nailed it with all the ops homies

ops ain’t my opps 🗣️

reminiscence is for the moribund

taking all my power not to re enable alice

for u non gamers this is “please pause” not 🍆