chat i’m gonna fuck a 4’11” southern chick with face piercings

(our waitress recognized us from last year)

she was like “i specifically remember *you*” and grinned all cutie at me 😵‍💫

if the tarball too big, split into smaller chunks also an insanely stupid solution bc it has to run multiple times even if it did work as intended

just discovered some genuinely terrible bash that gets used in production

get the total count of all files (subdirs excluded) in a directory. half that count. loop over everything in the directory (incl. subdirs???) and increment i. do shit on the item, but break when i *equals* the half count (if half is not an integer, we never break)

stick to m blawg ur ngmi

internal extension broke with mv2 EOL oh noez ૮(╥﹏╥)ა

idk how to mockingly fernpost

@dreary.dev has 92 collections in their repo ^-^

perceptive

virgin housing policy wonk vs chad “the boomers will die and it’ll sort itself out”

futur btfo

the world is way less complicated than i think it is

i keep forgetting

getting clocked by my limp wrist handshake

sorry fellas i’m not your kind

for all its faults, at least my job doesn’t usually make me work in a cubicle farm

only on special occasions ^_^

i will as soon as i can escape the judgmental eyes of my 3 middle-aged coworkers

bro my rental is a massive ford f150 and i can’t stop thinking about this post

feeling the temptation

so pissed i get no results for “vermin of the street”

i still have yet to master packing my bags to optimize for changing clothes when i arrive

girl who only uses garbage collected languages has no idea how to manage a stack, how predictable

it’s funny coming back here after a year and recognizing things, i don’t feel any more competent at my job but i do feel more comfortable traveling

not sure what my goal is but the denominator has a large exponent

here we go again

i need to know who is being persuaded by the jira advertisement in the airport terminal

i was gonna leave out “airport” but the non-disambiguated alternative implication was too horrid to conjure

the bad side of mundane

i wanna go home

it’s so hot

no yea i just went trudging around in my posts for kant things bc i was in the mood after, i immediately regretted retweeting bc i didnt intend to subtweet but i got caught on a flight 😭

when he hits he hits i feel u

getting an achievement in a clipdump is such an aura loss, like oh you’ve never done this before?

what else is new 🤣

it’s wagie weekend bloomfies

fun vid

i’m buried by the buzz of a year gone numb

i found gossip in the ivy that's been swallowing my house and I found bones in the foundation that i’m just picking out now

i found trouble in the ghost town that i’ve been building with my hands but i found comfort in the snowstorm that i’ve been piling on my past

i knew i was forgetting something during the film lecture… my poor soggy ass laundry bro

@glorbo.vore.bar has 10 collections in their repo ^-^

algernon cadwallader today

it's mocking me