you won’t do it because you have ethics so consider this post the willow banger label

am i really just the femdom guy now

well at least for stirner...

i wish 😵‍💫

this skeet was inspired by my officemate who wears them every day, idk i dont get it either this wasn't supposed to be a controversial take LOL

euphoria

when is it gonna be my turn to get nerfed in discover

save me why, save me!!!!

i don’t understand on-ear headphone users

someone talk me down from the ledge i’m about to end it all

ur so cringe

my life is so hard jonas

thank you!!! over ear 4 lyfe

i was contrasting with over-ear 😭

one for every day since like year 10

that’s cheating because march is bunny month

nope not gonna do it

i’ve always been a wordcel, i just accidentally acquired shape rotator friends

youre 5 months late on confirming but ill let it slide this time missy

it’s been completely life-changing

my high school ex was one of coolest people i’ve ever known and i still think about her lots

estrogen fixes this btw

reading gender discourse on bsky feels like listening to podcast bros talk about the news

i’m doing the “stalking someone’s media tab and reposting the meme that’s aged out of recent memory as a way to 1) appropriate it for myself 2) hint to the person i stole it from that i was looking at their pics 3) bring joy to the chat”

also it’s the type of thing that would earn me a like from mary (the most valuable thing in the world)

no thanks i’d lose 😇

a setup script for a pds + accounts meow :3 i said something like archinstall and u said that’s stupid

!!! you’ve got this babe i love u

biased in support bc this was the thing i told u i wanted

if gf=“kasey”: return True

is there a flowchart for who to support when your girlfriend is DDOSing your other girlfriend’s work?

and let’s not even get started on the horrors of rat fried rice

the real reskeets are replies we made referencing the potential of reskeeting along the way

reskseet :c

oh hey i’ve been there!

i already have this it’s called my download folder

bringing this up again for no reason at all (lol) like i use mint bc it’s comfy and convenient and familiar, and i don’t mind the jank and tearing stuff out or wacky workarounds, but i’d never like wholeheartedly go to bat for it because, duh, lmao

The @futur.blue ???

ah shit how is it 3am

i suppose i should have seen this coming, drinking caffeine for the first day in a like a week

alrighty, gl and stay as comff as u can

everything oki?

can you just like look away from your notifs for a moment so i can complete my journey through your profile

terribly sorry it took so long (i kept getting distracted), the terrorism is complete now o7 welcome to meow

oh and btw if you wanna update your site sometime from notion -> obsidian... :3

i’m so sorry for like spam but you’re so unbelievably real wtf

:3 one of the happiest mistakes i ever committed love ya rina

but consider the alternative that they were really just a sweetheart that wanted to say hi to their friend soap and that everyone else was being mean for noticing a super personal private message on the public protocol