my favorite part is that you actually said the translation “i was having ass surgery” and i was so confused and laughing so hard and then you doubled down with “i was having asshole surgery”
i see what you were going for now 😭
22: pet’s name. don’t have one, since moving out of parents. growing up we had dogs named princess and pearl, hamsters named peanut butter and jelly, hedgehogs named sonic and quilla, …
25: most important person. my life would be most disrupted with the absence of kasey, if that’s what you’re asking. other viable answers include n0, gail, karl marx, raymond geuss