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i’m not waiting for clout

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1: nickname. wiwwow
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2: height. 6’2”
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4: hair color. brown (i also wish it was darker)
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5: siblings. 2y younger brother (@izymuffen.bsky.social) i’m tight with, a much older half brother i don’t really hang with at all
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6: drinking. maybe like once every several months, not really my thing but i’m not opposed either. usually prefer harder drinks to just get it over with.
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7: irl crush. coworker girl from one of my customers. i act funny around her sometimes
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8: relationship status. i have lots of relationships with lots of people i love in their own spectacular particularity
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9: sexuality. ace/pan
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10: obsession. meh, i’m not competent enough to assert any yet.
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11: favorite store. purchasing commodities is a disgusting experience for me.
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12: phobia. light exposure, food, sensory stuff, sociality, biology
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13: dogs or cats. cats bother me less ig, more chill and do their own shit
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14: girl croomf. any/all
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when we called you “red” the other day i immediately thought of this

i listened to crash yesterday while i was vibing my way through that workflow

this is actually crazy surprising to me

sometimes i’m reminded of the horrors of Alt and ALT
bluesky social-app prefixes gif alt text with a different string depending on the source (tenor or user). when gif embed posts are shown, the alt text is parsed to check for this prefix. if a user created it, the alt text is displayed. otherwise, it is not.

// Kind of a hack. We needed some way to
distinguish these.
const USER_ALT_PREFIX = 'Alt: '
const
DEFAULT_ALT_PREFIX = 'ALT: '

https://github.com/bluesky-social/social-app/blob/main/src/lib/gif-alt-text.ts#L1






funny that the extension only supports images and not videos anyway
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx53snho72xoj7zqt5uice4u/post/3lkm6cflhr22x
with no alt text pop-up, despite having the extension installed
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in case you thought willow threads couldn't get tall enough
screenshot with a shit ton of screen real estate taken up by big blue alt text boxes from the extension (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/social-visual-alt-text/)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx53snho72xoj7zqt5uice4u/post/3llk7kv3fks2d


nietzsche watching northernlion talk about imaging people in hell and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl
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it’s a shame no one will click through to the quoted post to see why it’s extra relevant

not like you need my approval either, but i love that you love this <3

what’s genesis? is that like.a new application or something

grrr i know what all the words mean too kayzoom, they’re still fake and if god had not died i wouldn’t have to know


my life plan is to wait for kasey to get several promotions then retire and live in her basement
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i’ll be the best househusband hikikomori ever, you’ll all see

none of these words are in the bible blawg

i’ve started using vibe coding as a deprecating metaphor any time i intuit my way through something i don’t understand
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did i accidentally create a new guarantor account, cash drawer, and two dozen worthless transactions in the process of making a new encounter? yes did i successfully demonstrate that same-day partial givebacks are possible from the same CSH record as long as there are separate payment ETRs? also yes
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but kyler (and it is kyler in this context), i hear you ask, how would there be separate payment ETRs for the same CSH record? boom easy, if you collect a prepayment/copay/previous balance at the same time and the payment source is not a check.

glad i updated drearyview to get pfp blobs on update

kasey is brilliant and sweet and i love her
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she’s nice to me even tho i’m not too smart
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i got too excited at work and accidentally did excessive PDA and played with her hair and called her kitty in the hallway

i just want atproto audio man