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can you leave my apportionment by the door so i can retrieve in the wee hours of the night

girls when they get exactly what they ask for

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on-brand for devops slug

literally HOW do you snatch these handles you’re so good 😭

if it would keep you personally out, that’d be great yea

more ppl should sadpost on main imo

yea if you watch several they show up horiz, but 3 dotting still gets ya there. agree tho, super annoying

ironically you can only do it after you’ve watched them


i clicked on samuel’s gif and all the sudden i’m trapped frozen, with berd’s lifeless eyes staring into my soul
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you can’t tell but i’m frantically tapping everything on the screen (this isn’t a real issue btw, just reload the app and it’s fine + i can’t repro)


VC funding for now, plans to add user subscriptions (in exchange for profile customizations, higher resolution images, etc) and eventually a bluesky/atproto payment system (where they would take a cut of transactions) recently talked about it here: youtu.be/YwCpGaFG1f4?...

we need an image that we can post that will immediately invoke the idea of users not understanding the protocol without requiring context, like the survivorship bias airplane image
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something like this is too on the nose and busy maybe

doubly hard when the promise is not “sick ass metal speed machine” and instead “social media with proper incentives to not implode and enshittify in a less than a decade”

eh, maybe. i spose my concerns are less about the user base at a given time and more about the lack of the backbone in leadership, because the next time weenie hut jr. requests come in who knows if they’ll be able to stop it.
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very frequently when they talk about the protocol to users it seems apologetic. like oops sorry, we actual designed this in a good way to start with, so your nimrod idea won’t be possible :( we really want to tho!! let’s make a workaround (!???)

me: hi life i am taking too many naps, id really prefer to do hot girl shit life: *naps u* :3c

this post is only visible to logged- hey what are you doing don’t getPostThread me hey stop!!
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ngl im worried for this place when the direction seems so led by emulating other socials / listening to users about what features they want (when the only features they know, and are used to, suck and are entirely wrongheaded)

you know willow is having a hard time when she crashes and takes a nap




there are a few material barriers that keep that from happening

i enjoyed being surrounded by only women this week. it allowed me to embrace more masculine characteristics of my personality, but in a way that felt safe

i seriously dislike the person i have become and will continue to become. it's not like there was ever an old me i liked, but this guy sucks

i miss old harbleu streams and gurululz before he hit it big

i love the line delivery of "soap's watchin' it!!"
kasey irl
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7921787

because i thought whatever interaction we had would be cute
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i do this every so often, my favorite is when i talked w my brother abt kasey
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my recordings folder for kasey is big and i haven't updated in in like 10 months lol

pov: you come home from your business trip and your gf is watching Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson
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love a good vibraphone

the only bsky subscription i want is a subscription to fend off the implementation of subscription features
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we all contribute to a gofundme and if the devs can’t afford rent one month they’re allowed to add one profile cosmetic




nah i endorse, good thread


wait until you hear about the time when…
prxr is commissioning erotic fanfic of 36yo me fucking a 16yo
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there are pages and pages of stuff like this, but a bunch of it has either been deleted or deactivated. her first message to me was a 4 page report on my personality after stalking my socials. i love her

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD POST

the funniest part is that after all this yapping the answer is just profoundly boring and not worth the effort
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yeah and i feel like ive tried and failed to explain that before like *she* is not transphobic but her actions/words are, but for non-transphobic reasons