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tech support jobs are fun because customers will come to you like “hey i saw the instructions you painstakingly handheld me through with screenshots, but decided to do something else instead, and that didn’t work. what gives?” and you just have to sit there and smile

i like your pfp and it’s cute that you’re canonically blonde


it's cool that this works on mobile too, though it crashes if i go to block/mute -> account
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oh neat, that’s an iOS only error
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ohhh it’s because of the iOS overscroll blur thing and it can’t load the profile preview. i’ll make an issue

this isn’t what you’re asking for but since you mentioned metadata i’m wondering if there’s a way to automate a tagging to be compatible with that one youtube guy’s program

commit that could have taken 20 mins completed in just under 14 hours 💪














this vid is so crunchy you can’t even tell it’s supposed to be about ligatures

this is what it's like being a bsky-celeb, you'll have to get used to it dear

elaina how do you have a harem of girls around that will follow your arbitrary command

what i wouldn't give to stand on a fence all day throwing bread back and forth with you.... my womb is all yours <3

if you ever did join, you would see what we named the villager breeder
juliet chamber

spreading misery is actually the most compassionate thing one can do
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some of you haven't read "Is Sociology a Science of Man?" and it shows
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though to be honest, this isn't necessary or the most relevant text; this instance is a simple case of wishful thinking


oh yeah i know, im chill now and i wouldnt ever begin medication due to such short-term frustrations


new tier of gooner brainrot unlocked: minecraft with window transparency while a nukige visual novel autoplays underneath
bsky smp with nope nope nope nope nurses

smh that's just the day it was made available to me
@nonpedagogy.bsky.social
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(i'm lying, i was searching far and wide for invite codes [in dumb places tbf], and just when i had given up one of my moots came to the rescue)

unfortunately you weren't lying, you genuinely had those predilections

the bar was in the floor after the night i had okay


have you listened to the follow-up i made the next day where i talk about you (and talk about a hypothetically ideal partner) [context for chat: kasey and i had not seen each other irl for like a year at this point and i'm still caught up on her]



did i ever tell y'all about the time i went on a bumble date and they stormed out early because i defended AI art

@eris.pet did you know about this

i’ll always be a boy for you 🤍

i’m just balancing it out so i can have good rizz karma when i need it, i already know i have you in the bag

well well well, don’t mind if i do
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i sure hope you all don’t find me…

*sniff… sniffle* okay :(

nyoooo don’t step on me i’ll be a good girl

we all know you’re not a 7.840, there’s no use being modest honey